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@physicsgeek Amen

Some of you might be new followers so let me clue you in on something: if your response to pretty much anything is TEH JOOOOZ you will disappear from my feed faster than French fries do from Michael Moore's dinner plate.

@MattBrownEP When has government ever fixed anything? The govt getting involved in the college sports NIL mess will undoubtedly make it ten times worse.

I'm not a political or policy genius or anything, but I feel like if you want Congress to try and "fix" something in college sports, they probably shouldn't keep asking the same people who "broke it" about how to fix it.

@elonmusk I don't trust any AI

Trust Grok

@jarvis_best Enlightening

I try not to contradict Nate very often but there’s a perfectly valid reason why it takes so long to count votes in California. Here is a typical timeline: Election Day: everyone votes Week 1: mail in ballots, absentee ballots, military ballots, overseas ballots, ballots accidentally issued to people’s pets, and ballots harvested from Skid Row start trickling in. Week 2: As the ballots pile up, Officials consider appointing a Committee to Count Ballots. Week 3: Committee to Count Ballots is appointed and commences discussion on electing a chairman. Week 4: deadline for ballots from illegal immigrants. Week 5: Committee decides that “chairman” is an outdated term and will be replaced by a term to be decided later once the Committee to Count Ballots Diversity Consultants finishes their report. Week 6: fraudulent ballots from the Chinese Communist Party arrive. Week 7: The Committee elects as Chairzerxon a nonbinary disabled child to count the ballots. Week 8: it is discovered that the Chairzerxon does not actually know how to count. Week 9: the ballots are thrown away and the Committee announces election results that are entirely made up.

@nettermike This is exactly why we need draconian statism for all of America, so that there is no where for the evil Capitalists to flee to.

🚨 SEATTLE’S SOCIALIST MAYOR JUST HUMILIATED HERSELF IN THE NEW YORK TIMES She called concerns about millionaires fleeing the new 9.9% millionaire tax “super overblown”… and even said “And the ones that leave? Like, okay.” Now she’s forced to admit those comments “caused more harm than good.” Meanwhile, Starbucks is building a massive new headquarters in Nashville, Boeing is moving jobs to South Carolina, Amazon is expanding in Virginia, and Seattle is staring at a $140 million budget hole. The progressive billionaire who helped fund the tax just said: “Virtually every wealthy friend I have has either left or is planning to. It’s a catastrophe.” The mask is slipping. This is what happens when ideology meets reality.

@kmc1230 I've started changing my own oil again after years of being lazy and paying others to do it. Very satisfying.

Let's start a fight on the internet.

@DrFrankTurek Esther or Daniel

What Bible story would you like to see made into a Hollywood film?

@mentaldischarge @SnarkyPotatoes Who is giving you ducks? (I don't own a Jeep) And why are they giving you ducks?

@SnarkyPotatoes Every duck I've been given has been immediately thrown in the trash.

As the proud owner of a Jeep Gladiator, keeping rubber duckies on your dashboard is kinda gay.

@downbadcomment This is called "resetting the trap." (I can't remember where I saw that or I would proper credit)

@InterestingFck Wildly inaccurate

Marriage hits different 0_o

@aTmColdChills Every highway in Texas is better than I-35

Hwy 6 > I-35

@gandalf_thegreg Congrats on still being alive

if the thunder beat the spurs i will kms

@GovWhitmer Who is paying for these "free" meals?

Raise your hand if you want to make free school meals permanent ✋

@JoshPateCFB Gig 'em

Mike Elko is a made man at Pate State

@TomMarsLaw The respective races of the people involved has nothing to do with anything.

solutions for college sports (i.e., football) to two wealthy white Senators - almost none of which are beneficial to the players. As usual, the players who make everyone else rich are the least of anyone’s concerns. # # #

Here’s a summary of the Protect College Sports Act that nobody seems to wants to say out loud: in a sport where nearly 50% of the players are African-American - many of whom come from disadvantaged backgrounds - a bunch of rich white people have gotten together to propose

@newstart_2024 How do the soles of shoes block the current from something as massive as Earth?

Gary Brecka made grounding one of the most practical biohacks out there. Take your shoes off and stand on dirt, grass, or sand for less than 6 minutes. Your body absorbs the Earth’s low gauss current, repolarizes your cells, and your blood literally changes under the microscope: red blood cells go from clumped and sticky to flowing freely like “eggs slithering in oil.” A 2013 peer-reviewed study found that grounding increases the zeta potential (surface charge) of red blood cells by an average of 2.7 times, significantly reducing clumping and blood viscosity — improving circulation and lowering cardiovascular strain. We live insulated from the Earth in shoes and buildings. This zero-cost practice may help reduce inflammation and support basic cellular function in our disconnected modern lives. Have you tried grounding, or does the idea still seem too simple to work?

@doogadoo11 Lose some weight. I'm not being snarky, and obviously I have no idea what you look like. But losing weight may resolve it.

I may or may not have developed a slight snoring problem. Does anyone have any experience with anything that actually helps with this?

@SportsSturm Dumber than the stuff Corby says every day?

@SnagsBuck that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Defending Mikko Rantanen has next to nothing to do with Necas.

Marty Necas had 2 goals in 20 playoff games for the Avalanche over the last two years. If I recall, Mikko Rantanen had 3 goals in the 3rd period of Game 7 last year against Colorado. Weird. #TheMoreYouKnow