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Imagine getting kicked out of a Reds game. Only so many fans, and you must kick one out for interference. #Reds

If it wasn't official before, it certainly is now. Eugenio Suarez is the most useless at bat in the lineup. Stared at a center cut fastball for strike three. #Reds

I get the feeling #Reds are intentionally trying to tank the division. Best of luck Steer. Cubs are going to dump loopers into center all night long, because you'll be protecting against the deep ball.

Best way to celebrate National Kitten Day.

@Reds If you are in a slump, claim injury, call up someone new. Protects the slumping player from simply sucking.

The #Reds today activated IF Ke'Bryan Hayes from the 10-day injured list and placed IF/OF Matt McLain (left calf strain) on the 10-day injured list, retro to 7/8.

@char_cliff He might get there in November.

Reds strand two on with no outs in the 9th. 1-0 Final. Phillies take the series. Terry Francona on Eugenio Suarez struggles at the plate: “I still think he is a guy who — when he gets hot — he will carry us for a while. We just need to get him there. “

@Reds @MarteNoelvi Hit was good. The standing at home plate watching a double, was not. If he had run as fast as he could, it might have been a triple. But, kids gonna grandstand.

Locked in and unloaded @MarteNoelvi

@spielman_terry If there is a way to strikeout 29 times with 27 batters, I swear the Reds will find that way.

#reds Looking like another pitcher is going to make em look like fucking little pussies. Maybe we can strikeout 29 times tonight. FUCKING LOSERS!!

Outside the Philadelphia area, ESPN is losing viewership with every Burns pitch. #Reds

@all_about_aBenj It was the ball of all balls. Never sniffed the strike zone.

#Reds 2 men on, 1 out, Geno up to bat, and he Ks on a ball. Stop me if you’ve heard that before.

Possibly the worst swing and miss for strike three in Reds History. Suarez. #Reds

@CBoxSports @Trags It's like divorcing your wife while saying she's a saint and you hope she hooks up with someone great. You're basically saying YOU are a terrible organization and no one deserves you. It never was the wife.

Terry Francona on Will Benson clearing waivers and remaining with the Reds organization: "For his sake, I think we were hoping he'd get claimed because we love him. Nobody will ever complain about having him." Via Mike Petraglia (@Trags)

@Reds @PNCBank Another day of the EDLC lead off experiment. It's never going to work you know.

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Will Benson would have crushed it with bases loaded. #Reds

@Reds @PNCBank I see they reached the part of the season where they found the least optimal lineup and will keep running it out there until October nails the coffin shut.

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@steveODMP @MLB @peacock @MLBTV I just turned on Peacock and watched the game. HOWEVER! I also was listening to the much better free radio broadcast that was three plays ahead of @peacock So when a play happened on the radio, I had to wait to see it on the TV. Not optimal at all.

Every @MLB game is blacked out today so they can be “broadcast” and the little known @peacock streaming service. What a joke, even @MLBTV subscribers can’t see today’s games.

@RedsInFour None of this would be necessary if the players would learn how to play baseball.

UPDATE 7/6 Have to move - Eugenio Suarez - Nate Lowe - Brady Singer - Emilio Pagan You probably should - Nick Lodolo - Spencer Steer Can you extend? - Tyler Stephenson - Burke & Ferguson True Toss Up - JJ Bleday Still don’t think you should - Hunter Greene - You know who

@fwmarqix When I bought my first home, Local water company matched my first name with the previous owners last name. Accepted it for eight years till I decided to change it on the bill. Took two minutes to update.

I've been ordering pizza from the same place for 8 years and just realized they think I'm someone else. There's a pizza place two blocks from my apartment, best pizza in the city. I order from them at least twice a month. Have been since 2016. I always order the same thing. Large pepperoni, extra cheese, garlic knots. At some point they started recognizing my number. When I call, they go, "Hey! The usual?" I say yes. They say it'll be ready in 20. I pick it up. We're cool. Last week I called and a new person answered. "Pickup or delivery?" "Pickup." "Name?" "Rachel." "Phone number?" I give it to her. Long pause. "Um. We have you in the system as.... Kelvin?" "What?" She's looking at the screen. "Yeah, Kelvin. You've been ordering since 2016." "I've never said my name was Kevin." "It says here you did." I go to pick up the pizza. I ask the owner, Tony, who I've spoken to a hundred times. "Tony, What's my name?" "Kelvin." "It's .........." His face goes blank. "What?" "My name is .......... It's always been ........." "Who the hell is Kelvin?" We have no idea what happened. Best guess: the first time I ordered, maybe I said my name and he misheard me. And it's been KELVIN in the system for EIGHT YEARS. I've been getting birthday emails addressed to Kelvin. I thought it was a glitch. Tony felt so bad he gave me a free pizza. The next time I called he answered with, "Hey Kelvin, I mean ...... Dammit. This is gonna take time." I told him he can just keep calling me Kelvin. It's too late to change it now.

@Nati_Sports Still better than no baseball.

The Reds are 14.5 out of a NL Central bid And 8.0 GB out of a wildcard bid There is zero hope with this team, & the President of Baseball Operations is amongst the worst in the business It’s a really, really dark place for #Reds fans right now knowing that they are sellers again. Nick Lodolo will be the talk of town. The Reds & he haven’t attempted extension talks for 2.5 years now. Krall will need to be on his P’s & Q’s this summer. Very important to replenish the system with high probability position players. They need to target a big OF prospect that is near MLB ready to headline in a return for Lodolo.

@Reds @PNCBank The EDLC experiment at first continues to be a choice. Not a productive choice, but a telling choice. Tito has no clue regarding successful lineup creation.

Series finale with the Orioles. Powered by @PNCBank