Bob F

@sumhotdumbitch The DM’s seem much tamer since I came back on. Might just be knowing who to not follow back and what hoebot accounts look like.

Genuinely shocked I didn’t get a single “happy birthday”followed by a dick pic

@_TheBookishOne 🤣🤣🤣

This tho 😂

@itsbreezyweezy @faesmutlover Bikini pics?!?!?!?

Hot girl beach trip has been planned ✔️ 🏖️

@traderjoeslut In and then … not in? 😂😂😘😉

who wanna see me and the girls in matching swimsuits this summer

@itsbreezyweezy 🤣🤣🤣 Panda!!!!! Don’t even mention that freak as even in the same plane of reality with your perfection!

Me or Kristi Noem’s husband?

@KatAUversion @iamn0ty0urstar 🤣🤣🤣

“whose pussy is this?” Yours if you can answer my riddles three

@HeidiBriones @craigzLiszt 🤣🤣🤣

@craigzLiszt banging posters has never been easier tho

posting bangers is hard these days

@SnowBellesHell I sure as hell know THIS tweet ain’t about me! 🤣🤣🤣

@FoTweetsSake @mistrustme1 Of course!

@SolidRockGPB @mistrustme1 Yeah for sure bro I’ll let you know. You buying?

Are you bored on Twitter or are you just mad that no one’s paying you any attention.

@mistrustme1 @ChiChiGreenblat

It was a vicious cycle. I got sad, you hated it and I sank deeper. I felt compelled to fake it for your comfort and we drifted further apart. The chasm eventually got too wide to cross and that’s where I dangled, desperate and alone, hating myself.

@mistrustme1 Molly please no. No have such an amazing face.

I am in my fuck it, I’m getting a face tattoo era

@_TheBookishOne Yep

People don’t just play songs… they hide in them, singing the words they’re too scared to admit out loud.

@NikiG_P @cowboyexec 🤣🤣🤣

@cowboyexec A man tried that once and then asked if we were all on birth control

I’ll just put all of you in a group chat if that makes it easier.

@Sassafrass_84 Kind of puts her f86king Lewandowski into context

I'm shook. Kristi Noem is asking for prayers and privacy at this time. Girl, you gonna need it. Why can't we have normal politicians? Ugh.

@BookQueen00 Might create some issues in the book shop.

With the amount of shit I’m dealing with today, I’m in desperate need of some orgasms.

@mistrustme1 @FoTweetsSake I drive through AZ a few times a year; checking on my folks in Cali. If you’re around Tucson or the 8/10 south of Phoenix, we can meet for lunch or coffee. If you’re around Phoenix 🤷🏼‍♂️.

@FoTweetsSake Both I think

32 trips around the sun. 🫡

@_TheBookishOne @XCGirlDad1 Happened to me in January!!! It sucks!!! (Although I know what hoebot accounts look like now and mute them. Maybe this algorithm will get me back to the stuff that I wanna know someday.)

@XCGirlDad1 has been hacked

@yungnstackin @luxemiaa And conversely, without any explanation, stop talking with you altogether.

girls never admit to liking you, they just start talking to you every day