Cactaceae Jackson 🌵
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Cactaceae Jackson 🌵
@FoTweetsSake
Romantically retired, but fully employed in life’s other adventures—DMs for laughs, not dates Bat Crazy Shit Possibly Dyslexic
The Void Katılım Mart 2019
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Sunday, cleaning to some soul music, my gut shaking happily in the wind.
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Planning to have an expense night
(It’s just me at the gas station)
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Guy at the bar last night asked what rugby team I play for. I said I don’t. He kept insisting so I said “Australia.” He said I don’t sound Australian. I said “this is what a real Australian sounds like.” He nodded and said “that makes sense.”
🙃🙃🙃
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@Annie73729 My foot was so bad I could barely walk. Every step felt like I was walking on a Lego. I had to do it. Honestly I feel great now. Just took some time.
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@FoTweetsSake I’m familiar with it but not going that route. It’s really bothering me though :( the brace is also very hard to sleep in. Haven’t made it a full night
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@CushieButt @sunsetgirl64 I wouldn’t believe you even if it were true lol.
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do you need reminding today or do you know that you're ridiculously attractive
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My daughters routinely take things of mine without asking. Well I guess two can play that game.
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@FoTweetsSake I don’t even like the big ones, she said, they hurt, she said. Yours is perfect
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