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@SpankedTank

"The bible is a science fiction novel about a magical space wizard experimenting with play-doh" - Jesus, before the Romans got him.

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How 🤏🗿🤌@SpankedTank·15 Mar

"I put the oil in violence" - the US army, probably.

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UwU Underground@uwu_underground·8h

Dear @Cloudflare our field team got kicked out of your party for handing out drink protection kits By a Director of Sales. Explain, slowly, what part of "don’t get drugged" conflicts with your brand and beliefs? Go ahead we'll wait

⚠️ Mister Johnson ⚠️is @bsidessf & RSAC@mrjhnsn

Wow, kicked out of Cloudflare party for passing out drink protection. By a director of sales nonetheless.

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MC Squared@mcsquared34·4h

Military recruitment should be outlawed in schools

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🇵🇭JappaDeKappa🇺🇸 #whatthefluff@JDekapp·5h

alright this is starting to get out of hand. is there anything we can do about this guy??? 😭😭

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𝓔𝓶 ♡@emkenobi·2h

These people are fucking sick how could you do this to an innocent animal?! Arrest her ass and charge her with animal abuse! And please someone go save that poor baby 😭

AQABABE@AQABABE_

Cette pseudo-influenceuse connue sous le nom de Elisa Buj s’amuse à torturer son chat avec des pinces à linge pour du contenu. Dans quel monde vit-on sérieusement ? Je suis écœuré !

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@swagoloog Insh'allah she will become a dad 🫵😤

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ezra (´,,•ω•,,)♡ ACAB🔻@swagoloog·2h

Getting one lucky oomf pregnant soon

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@tartpatch I know that mf did the twin towers

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@hannyjewel @ma1ybe There's been plenty of alternative suggestions in this thread that weren't "condemn the child to a life in the shitty system and let the parents off scott free" fuck ass

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Hannah Samuel@hannyjewel·4h

@SpankedTank @ma1ybe Okay, go and look for her and take care of the child.

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💗@ma1ybe·8h

sorry???? drop the baby off at their doorstep, don’t piss me off today 😭😭😭

Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein

This is what happens when society treats children & wombs as commodities.

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@ChrisRGun And he's talking to minors in his discord

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Chris Ray Gun@ChrisRGun·5h

The concept of this character is insane dude, what do you mean he’s a talking peanut AND he’s a sheriff AND he has a bible stapled to him as he preaches to people trapped in his Fortnite lobbies AND there’s a fart fetish undertone????

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐟@TheFaithSheriff

Pick a side, Jesus or Satan! 😧 #fortnite #thefaithfulsheriff #twitch

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Wat de kank moet zij ook op de evertsen op dit moment????

RTL Nieuws@RTLnieuws

Flitsbezoek minister Yeşilgöz aan marinefregat Evertsen kostte 92.997 euro rtl.nl/nieuws/politie…

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@hannyjewel @ma1ybe Why are we punishing the child for the sins of the parents and letting them go off scott free

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Hannah Samuel@hannyjewel·8h

@ma1ybe Since they backed out, take their child and dump it in an orphanage home. Case closed 🔐

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@tartpatch Bussyli

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sour patch💕@tartpatch·5h

your dick to my pussy name a type of pasta

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‏َ@lalisatto·7h

The Fruit Love Island account deleted all of their videos and posted a goodbye tiktok. WE WON😭

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Robin Poe 🐑@RobinPoedev·7h

the worst thing he ever did was take the name PirateSoftware, that should be the studio name of a trans woman who makes freeware on itch io

The 4Chan Archives@blacknredtext

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@MuzbianYasmine Nee oude frituurolie Dan rijdt ie misschien en dan meurt de hele bak naar frituur

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Muzbian@MuzbianYasmine·7h

Ik ben anarchist, ik ga gewoon de brandstof uit de tank van de FvD'er zijn auto overhevelen en er appelsap voor in de plaats teruggieten.

mr.drs.𝙴𝚍𝚍𝚢@ChooChooEddy

Iedereen moet vanaf nu aan de pomp betalen naar wat degene gestemd heeft!

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Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini@DrKarimWafa·18h

I genuinely don’t understand how y’all think this is funny. Humans have seriously ruined everything on this beautiful earth. This is so sad.

New York Post@nypost

Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food trib.al/IvZIB0D

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Isi Breen@isaiah_bb·8h

Hate to think of how many students have suffered and job applications have been ignored because the software that does stuff like this basically doesn’t work.

Benji@WrnrWrites

To confirm, this “100% AI generated” passage is the opening of chapter 5 from Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein

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Cpt. Stickernoodle@CStickernoodle·8h

Holy shit the Fruit Love Island account is transphobic. I would make a joke saying “it’s always the people you trust the most” but no fuck whoever’s running this god forsaken account. I wish nothing but the worst for them