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@Ravenismeee Tutankhamun - was a powerful boy

I’m looking for a powerful boy name. Think leader energy. Any suggestions asap pls?

@elonmusk but the correct answer is no

Grok groks

@CheltFoodFest @car you’ve got the wrong rat 🐀

Gather your friends, family, and celebrate summer in style! Sit back, relax, and enjoy a day of incredible live music. #cheltenham #cotswolds #gloucestershire #music @jimmy_moore_official #nothinbutdust_music @car.sick.jim #thepeopleschoir #splat_the_rat @splat_the_rat

yer da makes his trainers out of Lego

Found footage of the moon filmed through a telescope on a sony handycam in 2007 @NASA ??

Morning (again) so the inevitable phone call has come from Jake Pauls office 2 millions pounds for an "exhibition fight" plus 1 million for every round the fight continues after the 1st one to be held at the London Stadium in November in time for my 65th Birthday I have to say I am considering it

she’s full of grit

@JLedbury1997 @BridgwaterUtdW @FAWNL @bbcsomerset @SomersetFA @Since71Blog @BWMercury @CountyGazette @sedgemoorfm @ClevedonTownFC I think you’re missing a few results yourself pal 🤣

@BridgwaterUtdW @FAWNL @bbcsomerset @SomersetFA @Since71Blog @BWMercury @CountyGazette @sedgemoorfm @ClevedonTownFC I think you’re missing a result in March tbh

🙌 What a month it’s been! ▫️ 4 wins from 4 ▫️ 12 points gained ▫️ 11 goals scored ▫️ 1 goal conceded ▫️ 0 defeats ▫️ Up to third in the league table @FAWNL | @bbcsomerset | @SomersetFA | @Since71Blog | @BWMercury | @CountyGazette | @sedgemoorfm | @ClevedonTownFC | @SheppysCider | @TeamUCS_CG | @uhlsportUK | @AG_LLP #BUWFC

@BridgwaterUtdW @manfysharpe5 @Fortis_Clothing @FAWNL sniper fire

🚀 Absolute scenes! In the 94th minute, Abbie Carslake hits a rocket from inside the centre circle. That goal secured a 1-0 win at Swindon Town and moves us up to third in the table. Abbie is kindly sponsored by @Fortis_Clothing and we thank them for their support. @FAWNL #BUWFC

fkn yasss

@WyronGaines @louistheroux edit at 1:30

♦️Louis Theroux tried to press Myron about antisemitism but got cooked so bad he didn’t include it in the documentary!😳✡️ “Where is the lie there? One of the things that HitIer was extremely critical of was them bringing in p*rnography…”

I discovered a way to explore the intersection of matter and consciousness empirically. I demonstrated to a room of scientists at the University of Arizona. Four of the post docs took measurements and after examining seven people, they said there's absolutely no doubt that what I found was real. Four of them wanted to research and publish but they quickly decided it would be academic suicide. The head professor said he knew of no university in the world opened to my discoveries. He compared me to a list of scientists who couldn't be appreciated while there were alive and wished me good luck. The book that explains this is titled, "the secret nature of matter." It offers 60 simple experiments that can be replicated.

@elonmusk was it wings

I had dinner once with a top physicist and a top computer scientist and asked what they thought the probability was that we were in a simulation. They answered simultaneously at 0% and 100% respectively. It was like a double-slit experiment, but with humans.

@kevyngbash @Simon_Ingari @grok don’t waste my water with this half piss question please

@Simon_Ingari @grok, I don’t think it is right to call him if his office time stops by 5pm. But what could be wrong here? Where are the exceptions of any?

We had a new guy quit after a week because he was scolded for shutting his laptop at 5:04 PM.

@PolariChat @SubwayUK @gdcampaigns @guidedogs dog is fuming

Hi SubwayUK. I have just been refused service and asked to leave your store in Wokingham because I had my guide dog with me. @SubwayUK @gdcampaigns @guidedogs

@Keir_Starmer trolling at this point surely

I am concerned to hear of the incident at Manchester Central Mosque last night. I know this will be worrying for Muslim communities, especially during Ramadan, a time of peace and reflection. My thanks go to the volunteers and emergency services for their quick response. We have provided up to £40 million funding for additional security at mosques, Muslim schools and community centres, and will continue to act to ensure communities are able to live without fear.

@stormcab @sainsburys why u tryna steal tho

Hey @sainsburys you’ve not only made the chocolate unstealable, it’s also unsellable. Can’t even get it out without ripping the product to pieces. The whole shelf has these plastic sliders, so no gaps to slide them out of the way?????

Lets just take a minute

@elonmusk - basic modern healthcare for all - play sports or super mario

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