stormcab

Hey @sainsburys you’ve not only made the chocolate unstealable, it’s also unsellable. Can’t even get it out without ripping the product to pieces. The whole shelf has these plastic sliders, so no gaps to slide them out of the way?????

Saw this tweet, asked Grok. Handy to keep for certain “debates” that pop up in future 😜

Today they are changing that camera to different one more no flashing needed can catch your speed from the different directions so be careful

CGI in latest Spiderman trailer looks worse than the first one to use it in 2002. How is this possible!

@toadmeister @spectator When anything goes hard one way, there is a counter right the other way. The fact that people are scratching their head to why this toxic masculinity stuff exists, are either really d*mb, or pretending they don’t realise they are the cause.

In my latest @Spectator column, I review Louis Theroux: Inside the Manosphere. “The film would have benefited from a bit more self-reflection. Yes, these ‘influencers’ are exhibit A in the case for banning under-16s from social media. But they’re filling a vacuum created by the unwillingness of grown-up, well-adjusted men with big media platforms – men like Louis – to make a positive case for masculinity. Successive generations of influential men have allowed the feminist demonisation of half the human race to go unchallenged, so is it any wonder aggrieved adolescent boys are turning to the manosphere? If you want them to reject these false prophets, it’s not enough to expose them – and Louis does a superb job of that. You have to offer something better.” spectator.com/article/louis-…

@Maxcabbi the weird use of lower case with terrible punctuation? 😜

@stormcab At the beginning of the tweet, I thought’ he’s out early’, then😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

2 African men in suits flag mr down on upp berk st want Swiss emb 0.3 miles 2 mins - moan about the £4.20, moan about it being £6 can’t use the no tip Deep breath , go round the corner T5 onto Wales please, then my wife will nosh you off Happy days

@Hamishbutter And keys to his Lambo

@stormcab Cash of course?

@Kiani532 That’s the plan, but it takes a little while to make enough to live off.

@stormcab I put a YouTube on to watch some Photoshop editing ideas and you popped up, didn't know that you were very big doing birds, well I enjoyed watching it.You should pack the taxi driving and enjoy photography and travels.

The areas either side of Greenwich Park, the taxi allowed bit has been removed from all but Westcomb Hill before 7pm. My punter reckons taxis are exempt from all?

@Maxcabbi Embarrassed by most of my so called colleagues

@stormcab I had one where the idiot didn’t get into the bus lane and then cut me up. Both P.O.B

TXe at Proctor Street just now. Choose a f***ing lane you w4nker. Stop driving slowing and drifting all over the place, then get arsey when I go around you.

@TheStingisBack For anyone questioning what is going on here, I read it as Gerard is beginning to be convinced of Kimble’s innocence, he misses him on purpose, and mouths a something at him to signal “hurry up”. He has to keep up the act though.

The St. Patrick’s Day parade scene in The Fugitive wasn’t scripted. Director Andrew Davis obtained the mayor's permission and, without rehearsal, dropped Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones into the real parade crowd. Ford said he lasted a few minutes before getting recognised.

@Kiani532 Exactly

@stormcab I only enter if I see a taxi sign on them,never take a chance, they can take a walk.

@stormcab Too cryptic for me

Very clever what’s going on. Winning the war without even firing a bullet. Get your enemies to bankrupt each other with constant wars, fuelled by the thing that you don’t have - religion Use bots to wind up both sides of your enemy Everyone is falling for it like sheep

Pissed Dutch being dropped. One starts looking through his wallet. He says “Give me…… I’m wondering “5 back? or maybe even £10 back, as he’s being generous and looking for a big note? I reach for my cash holder “…..just a fookking second” and pulls a card out 🤪🤪

@russtxy I had you down as one of the smarter ones.

@stormcab Who’s the victor 🤔

@stormcab London Taxis are exempt. I drive through them everyday 👍

@jelliot03 Yeah, I’m not risking £80 on a “pretty sure” 😆

@stormcab Pretty sure your customer is right

@LewisofLondon What a difference 2 day make 😆

March Kipper, same as last year. Smile.