Tr. Randy Brown
39.7K posts
Tr. Randy Brown
@SpotMonthEnergy
46 years of O&G trading and marketing. "Janitor Emeritus" of the Energy Traders Hall of Fame. Humorist.
New Mexico, USA 가입일 Ağustos 2016
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@BlacklionCTA @jbulltard1 $500 ??? That's all? *checks wedding contract.....*
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these hipsters thinking $500/mo is a good deal for a chef, I have this included for free in my wife subscription
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Ben Kim@benkimbuilds
I’m bragging but private chef has been the best allocation of $ ever. Overnight oats + 2 juices daily, 5 dinners a week, basic meal prep on weekends and cut fruit always. Shopping, cooking, and cleaning all handled. Service 3x a week. Cost of food and services averages $500 USD/month.
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Shell gas station in Baker, California wins the award for nastiest bathrooms in the country. 🦠 🤮 🦠 71808 Baker Blvd
On a good note stop and see the Worlds Tallest Thermometer, The Mad Greek and a must stop is Alien Jerky and Nuts,
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We have over 400 replies, many from those who clearly hate patriotism
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 Martina McBride’s record sails are PLUMMETING as part of the backlash to her treasonous behavior in pulling out of the America 250 concert I will take an American patriot like Shania Twain any day of the week over Martina McJudas Who’s with me?
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@3YearLetterman @ChoiceHotels @PastorTroyDSGB That's a large supply of small plastic bottles of shampoo and conditioner you'll take home after that lengthy stay.
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Most summers I have stayed one week at the glorious Comfort Inn in Blackshear, Georgia. But this year, I am absolutely flush with cash (just got pre-approved for a new credit card with a $4,200 spending limit)
So I have booked TEN nights- July 17-27
My haters are in shambles
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BREAKING: In a humiliating move, Donald Trump's Chief of Staff just asked JD Vance to get off of Twitter because he was behaving beneath the office of the Vice Presidency. MAGA is in extreme disarray. Good.
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@tvzuke I imagine that most professional police departments have "sensitivity and de-escalation training" for the dogs in the K-9 units.
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#BREAKING A standoff has ended in Union City on E Street after police use a K-9 to take down the suspect. The man was refusing to get out of his vehicle for some time while it was surrounded by police. When he finally got out of the car he refused to follow police officer’s orders. Police released the dog and the suspect was arrested. No word yet on what started the standoff. @nbcbayarea .
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@mikrwood Windy's mirror can't talk of course but it's a good thing it can't laugh.
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Traitor, dumb MAGAt, GFY, you wouldn't know a patriot if you saw one
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 Martina McBride’s record sails are PLUMMETING as part of the backlash to her treasonous behavior in pulling out of the America 250 concert I will take an American patriot like Shania Twain any day of the week over Martina McJudas Who’s with me?
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Just found out this guy has pulled out of the Great American State Fair.
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@VatnikTamer Quit looking in the mirror when writing about me.
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@SpotMonthEnergy Those are word, can you make something that actually makes sense out of it retard?
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Oh man, idk even know where to start. What a mouth breathing fucking idiot.🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 Martina McBride’s record sails are PLUMMETING as part of the backlash to her treasonous behavior in pulling out of the America 250 concert I will take an American patriot like Shania Twain any day of the week over Martina McJudas Who’s with me?
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@VatnikTamer I'm sorry your business idea of a "drive through marijuana suppository" failed but your "friend" Brian repeatedly warned you about it in group.
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@SpotMonthEnergy Truth hurt?Only thing that fell is you when your parents dropped you on your head
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@Pope_SixtusVI Loogie's swing set must have been too close to a wall when he was younger.
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Record sales don't plummet in a single day in 2026, you paint thinner huffing no IQ baboon's ass.
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 Martina McBride’s record sails are PLUMMETING as part of the backlash to her treasonous behavior in pulling out of the America 250 concert I will take an American patriot like Shania Twain any day of the week over Martina McJudas Who’s with me?
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When did we as a society stop caring about our collars matching our pants? Because on that day, whenever it was, something very important was lost.
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If you lost your job at age 50, what will you do?
A) Find another job
B) Retire
C) Start your own business
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@VatnikTamer Learn better insults. Here, I'll help you. Sounds like you're at the bottom of your barrel after falling for the Coach. You're not alone, many have fallen. Try some of these next time you're asked to "share" something in the meeting.
facebook.com/PokeHQ/posts/j…
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@SpotMonthEnergy Your parents have any children that survived childbirth pedo protector?
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@VatnikTamer You're trying too hard. Slight but improving "talent". You just need something to keep you in the lane. You know, like those bumper things in the gutters when you go bowling.
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@VatnikTamer You're the one with an emotional support chicken in group. Have to have all that attention, don't you?
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Elon Musk is rich for one simple reason:
He never tips waiters and saved $835 billion by not giving away money
Study the rich if you want to be wealthy
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