Blair Johnson

@LAURA_OF_GUNERS @premierleague Funny!!

@premierleague He isn't better than RAYA...he is just making his saves look fantastic

Another week, another ridiculous Jordan Pickford save 😲

@ChelseaFC @JPM1406 Everton deducting the points the corrupt EPL won’t

FT. #CFC | #EVECHE

@NatalieeDyer If the toothless EPL won’t take points off Chelsea… THE TOFFEES WILL!!

UTFT ALWAYS💙💙💙

@simon_schama Human slime

new low from the Creature who you know will go lower tomorrow

@Mountain_Tui @HelenClarkNZ From the Trump school of “ if I tell the same lie time and time again, the idiot voters might think it’s true”.

Luxon ad ignores 10-15 year record unemployment, 13 year business failures, cost of livng crisis, record beneficiaries, surging homelessness, and ~3% of Kiwi citizens leaving shores in just 2 years - and this is all before the Iran war / oil crisis

@reformparty_uk I’ve loved Nigel since I too was kicked in the head by a horse.

Nigel Farage is coming to a town near you on this campaign. 📸

Probably the best summation of the disparity of treatment between Everton and Chelsea’s (courtesy of @AHunterGuardian)

@adilad73 @rwilkinson007 Nice and lemony with three rather than two faded vertical stripes repeated. White collar and cuffs … boom!

@adilad73 @rwilkinson007 An adidas version of this banger please!

🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 The feedback for the concept shirts has been brilliant, so if anyone would like this shirt, place your order with The Needle Wizard 🪡 @rwilkinson007 stating your size and which sponsor you prefer on the front of the shirt. Thanks for the support 🙏🏻 💙

@squires_david Art History, Curb, Everton and my doppelgänger Igor Tudor in the same cartoon … we may have hit ‘Peak Squires’!!

Here’s this week’s Guardian cartoon: theguardian.com/football/pictu…

Today’s Chelsea ‘punishment’ and the ongoing Man City farce has proved what Everton fans said all along …..

@SkySportsNews So Everton and Forest get docked points but Chelsea (and no doubt Man City) have different ‘penalties’ (slaps on wrists). You’d almost think there are different rules for certain clubs!’

BREAKING: Chelsea have been fined £10.75m by the Premier League and handed a one-year transfer ban suspended for two years 🚨 They have also been given a nine month Academy transfer ban.

@SeanReidie @FTBLsection Stones, Lescott, Arteta, Gordon, Lukaku … to name just five more

Former Everton director of football Steve Walsh: “While I was at Everton, I offered them Andrew Robertson & Harry Maguire, when they were at Hull - £20m for the pair. I then had Erling Haaland & his dad at the club with a deal done for €4m. Everton wouldn’t take them."

@georgegalloway @TheBluSocialist Morons

Do Americans understand how unhinged this is?

And magically nobody is talking about them anymore. Keep talking, keep sharing

@Ranidu @MichaelVaughan We know Neesham will go for at least 12 an over … but he’ll score more than that if needed in a chase.

@MichaelVaughan A team with this many part time bowlers including Jimmy Neesham cannot be a serious team but alas they are in the final

This is a hammering .. NZ have got the right end of the conditions but this really is a powerful display .. I keep saying it but they are pound for pound the best team in the World .. What they achieve for how much they have and how many they have to pick from is incredible .. #ICCMensT20WorldCup

@PurelyFootball Is that 117 charges now or do these two not count? Asking for friends from Forest and Everton.

Two unreal signings. ✅✅

@SkySports First positive comment about Everton by Merson … ever.

Paul Merson reacts to Jordan Pickford's wonder save against Newcastle 🤯🗣️

@Djoko_UTD Hingis should replace one of the Chris Everts!

Top 15 most beautiful tennis players all time : 1. Anna Kournikova 🇷🇺 2. Maria Sharapova 🇷🇺 3. Ana Ivanović 🇷🇸 4. Anna Kalinskaya 🇷🇺 5. Gabriela Sabatini 🇦🇷 6. Chris Evert 🇺🇸 7. Emma Raducanu 🇬🇧 8. Eugenie Bouchard 🇨🇦 9. Caroline Wozniacki 🇩🇰 10. Paula Badosa 🇪🇸 11. Elena Rybakina 🇰🇿 12. Camila Giorgi 🇮🇹 13. Maria Kirilenko 🇷🇺 14. Chris Evert 🇺🇸 15. Daniela Hantuchová 🇸🇰

@Joel_M_Clarke Where’s the foul you goggle eyed bald knob?

Robbery.