🖤Simmy🖤

@whoisralph_29_ @socetyhatesjay Sexy to Sex to Ex to finding X and the reason Y Then back to S-E-X-Y again

@socetyhatesjay it’s from SEXY to SEX to EX … No time

before sex boy: texts girl girl: replies five hours later after sex girl: texts boy boy: replies next week

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Some people don't deserve to have horns in this Lagos. They should seize it from them. Goshh, terrible headache 😞🤦

There are just some things I'd rather die, than do🤦

@kagetheactor Beg as in...ask for stuffs from you when she clearly needs it? Or beg as in, "babee I want bone straight, babe I want house in Ikoyi"... etc

At This Point I Just Want A Nigerian Girl That Does Not Beg, Im Mentally Exhausted.

First Bank, it's God that will judge you people. Imagine trying to login for a full one hour. I wasn't allowed to leave the supermarket I was and I couldn't return what I picked. @FBN_help I had to be asking people to send me money on my other banks. Na nysc cause am sha😒

@itsbayanni Bayanniiii, where have you been. We've missed you 🥹

Living…

@mikeafolarin Omo, Toyin is in this? This wedding go tough

ÀJOSEPÒ 2 In cinemas from May 28th

@mikeafolarin Awwn, seriously? 😳 I'd be there jhorr🥹

Hii Vado. I'm 23, studied Mass Communication and currently serving. I don't know what to do after NYSC. I create contents and manage social media accounts so this number 5 would fit me perfectly. Please pick me🥹. How do we apply @ubifranklin1 @KizzDaniel pick me 😭

@itsbayanni I hope you're good now Baya. I noticed something was up. You reduced how you interact with your fans and some other signs I've seen. Much love 💕 P.s A really concerned fan

I’ve walked through things I rarely talk about

@DREXCRYPX @Dee_9889 @officialABAT Thank you 😂

@StarChildSimmy @Dee_9889 @officialABAT Sad 💔 Happy birthday

I have postponed my trip to Iperu, Ogun State. My first duty at this moment is to stand with the people of Plateau. I will be in Jos to commiserate with families who have lost loved ones and to reaffirm that those who seek to spread fear will not prevail. We will continue to strengthen our security response and ensure that justice is done. From Plateau, I will proceed to Lagos to observe Good Friday, and then continue with scheduled engagements in Ogun, Lagos, and Bayelsa focused on infrastructure, trade, and economic growth. In moments of grief, we must stand together. In moments of progress, we must keep building. The work continues. Nigeria First. Bola Ahmed Tinubu President

@Dee_9889 @officialABAT x.com/i/status/20396… Here's it

@officialABAT USELE$$ PRESIDENT 🤮

@officialABAT x.com/i/status/20385… A mother that weeped for her dead son, we'd tell her to hold her tears for awhile, yes please postpone the trip😒

@thechocboy The little I took one time at Chocparty, omoo I loved it so much that I've been dreaming of the day I'd get to taste another 😔

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@iam_graey @xxfw1da Funny how I hv a similar story, but as a girl instead. 100 lvl, at nyt, it was curfew time so every1 was rushing to their hostels. A group of guys passed my friends and I and said hi, they complimented me 🤗. I remember d guy was wearing a white jalabia. I didn't see him again o

@xxfw1da Chaiii I can’t forget that night, I and my friend saw a walking angel Ajehhh, we no sure if nah person daughter or not🥶🥶😭😭

University nah funny place cos you fit just casually come across the most attractive person you’ll ever see in your life on your way to a random 8am class and might not see the person again till you graduate.

@natsejemide Shey BBL? 😅

you always have to ask yourself how funny it would be if you did it

@Hybrid_Ola Eyaaa. Sorry for him. Anyways, please let's protect Movie Box CEO at all cost 🙏😁🤲

The CEO of Netnaija has been arrested ! Omo

@itsbayanni Lfgg 🔥🔥