Dean Rowlinson

@keano81 Kevin bridges did a sketch on this iirc. Everyone on holiday is so much more pissed off than they are at home, but don’t wanna let it show because then they’d be ‘ruining’ the moment or something

I’m on an all-inclusive holiday in Gran Canaria. It’s my first ever all-inclusive, and… wow. What a remarkable cultural experience. People are drinking cava for breakfast, but no one’s smiling. Why is no one smiling

That’s either Alan Carr or Joe Pasquale. #TheMaskedSinger #decorations

It’s hard to watch a sprout rap on telly and not think you’ve had a stroke. #TheMaskedSinger

That can’t be Iain Stirling. He didn’t swear once. #TheMaskedSinger #partridge

That’s a rare experience. Michael McIntyre was actually funny. #thewheel

Retroactively inspiring Ruby Tuesday is a fun angle. #DoctorWho

Let’s hope they’re not bringing River Song back… #DoctorWho

@PicturesFoIder France

Which country are you deleting?

@AwesomeAdamTV They want one?

I have a question for this ONE person raiding a Pikachu…. WHY?!?!?

WILF!!!! #DoctorWho60

That back to the future reference tho. #DoctorWho60

@RugbyInsideLine Might as well use the opportunity to try out some fresh faces. More than enough eligible players out there

England could already be in some trouble going into the Six Nations. Looking at the backrow: 😇 Lawes - retired 🦈 Curry - injured 💫 Earl - possibly injured 🚽🚽 J. Willis - ineligible 😇 Ludlam - eligible but likely departing Could we see: 6) Martin 7) Underhill 8) Willis

@robinmckelvie @OldCourseHotel @TravWriters Was once on the phone to a pal in Stirling, and an entire pipe hand just blared up from ~100 metres away. Stereotypes are a contrary mistress

I spend a lot of time insisting 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ain’t like Hollywood romanticises it. Then St Andrews ambushes me with this. @OldCourseHotel @TravWriters

#DoctorWho spoilers without context

Nice to know David tennant’s made use of that wig he got off #thelastleg #DoctorWho

@TheLastLeg Joe Wilkinson #lastlegangel

I don’t think Sam would’ve minded if that task got redone. #taskmaster

It’s not often that Alex gets actively annoyed during a task. #taskmaster

What the fuck Sam #Taskmaster