Surrey Hills Damp 💎

@noprobsju If that’s grolsch amazing.

Knocking me out with those American thighs (and lager)

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@LUDENClassics Scudo?

If you can tell what vehicle this is, I'll be pretty impressed. I will say that it seems pretty on brand for this manufacturer to replace a rev counter with a clock, though!

@noprobsju Not old. Enlightened!

@SurreyPlaster Not even joking I’ve used it on so much stuff. I’ve told everyone I know about it, I am officially old 😂

There’s a very distinctive loud buzzing sound coming from my bedroom followed by moans of pleasure. Neighbours will think I’m test driving a new girthmaster 3000 but actually I’ve bought an electric bobble remover so it’s all my M&S woolly jumpers getting a pounding tonight.

@Footinit When mine say “d’ya know what?” I immediately hit them with, cold beans ain’t hot? Still baffles them

I’ve got into a terrible habit recently. EVERY time my children start a sentence with: ‘I feel like….’ I immediately interrupt with ‘Chicken tonight?’ I still haven’t explained why so they probably think I’m having a breakdown.

@noprobsju Anyone know a cracking owl sanctuary?

I’ve had such a bad day at work I’m tempted to go sit in a car park and eat an entire Sara Lee Black Forest gateaux to myself or gorge on Toblerone and drive to Dundee in my bare feet.

@DavidHollidge Taladega nights?

@Pops__o Ha! Cats don’t hide their emotions. Great picture

Waited a long while for the gifts from my daughter to actually get to me. One of the best has to be the hat she bought for Fergus. He is delighted with it as you can see 😂

@LUDENClassics Fiat panda?

Who knows what vehicle this is?

@clumsyoaf33 I know right. It’s like herding cats

@SurreyPlaster 4 kids 😩

It’s fucking awful here but I’m taking one for the team guys

@clumsyoaf33 Oh wow. I’m a massive twister fan.

@SurreyPlaster Orange lemon and strawberry

You know how some women are naturally sexy?….. Well then there’s me!🤣

@perrigame Decent!

My tomatoes are growing very nicely so far, I am a proud tomato mother

@PiQSuite @DavidHollidge Ha!

@DavidHollidge @SurreyPlaster 🤣🤣🤣

@aphotomama Don’t think it’s something to be worried about, as long as you make sure you know what you’re doing.

Guys- do you really worry about the size of your package? Is it a source of self-doubt for you?

@AlisonMoyet @FOG1O1 Frozen shoulder over here! Plasterers love a frozen shoulder. I have to sleep with my arm up against the headboard so blood can still get there! Must be an easier way to make a living lol

@FOG1O1 My dad had Bells palsy once. Weird how it comes in and then one day, random as you like, moves house. But yes. Frozen shoulder. That is a reet bastard.

Some geezers can be prickly old sticks. I’d like to propose an amnesty. Perhaps you could give women, say, 4 hours to enjoy our happy events & THEN tell us we’re eye munching munters. Seems a fair exchange. Truth is they never forgave me for leaving Black Sabbath. The wet wipes.

@Jessiepresh Making a decision about wether you like olives