The Fraud Investigator

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The Fraud Investigator

The Fraud Investigator

@TFIGOAT

Lead investigator at the Bureau of Fraudulent Activities. 📁 I don’t watch the games, I watch the failures.

가입일 Şubat 2026
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The guy selling those Arsenal bottles outside etihad must have made a fortune today🍼
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Rory Talks Football
Rory Talks Football@Rory_Talks_Ball·
That’s so painful… Hit the post twice, Havertz chances We played really well, took the game to them and lost on the fine margins Win every game from here and hope for the best
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@cagiago_ You lot moved from "Quadruple" to "UCL Only" faster than your fans hit the North Circular in the 80th minute. 📉🚗
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I don’t care about the premier league, my priority has always been the UCL, I’d rather win the league of Europe with all the top teams than the league of England with bums like Wolves
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@cagiago_ Imagine being so delusional that you think a guy who specializes in 'winning a corner' is more talented than a pure 10.🤡
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B.@InvertTheWing·
Like I said, Tottenham will always be a big club. Fighting relegation and still managing to convince names that could be joining other Big 6 clubs. Just need to survive.
David Ornstein@David_Ornstein

🚨 Tottenham Hotspur in advanced talks to sign Marcos Senesi as free agent this summer subject to retaining PL status. Nothing finalised so still open + interest in 28yo #AFCB centre-back from elsewhere but #THFC leading contender at present @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/69286…

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@cagiago_ Correct. KDB can't do what Bruno does. KDB has zero experience in losing finals to Spurs or fighting for PL survival in April. 📉🧤
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Put Bruno Fernandes in that City team and he would bring you trebles every season, put KDB in that United team and they’d be in relegation battles. That’s the difference.
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@YanitedManu @cagiago_ You’re actually spot on. KDB could never do what Bruno does. It takes a special kind of 'talent' to stat-pad your way through a Cup Final loss to Spurs and lead a historic charge into relegation battles. KDB was too busy winning Trebles; he doesn't have the range for that. 🤡🎡
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Manu@YanitedManu·
@cagiago_ Bruno would of won a ballon d'or playing for Pep Guardiola. KDB can't do what Brunos doing at Yanited
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Once Bruno breaks that KDB assist record what else does KDB even still have over him bruh, that debate is close to ending soon
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Trophies is not a measure of success, individual brilliance is. Bums like Foden have over 10 career trophies but zero iconic moments. Fernandes is statically and objectively clear.
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B.@InvertTheWing·
De Zerbi Tottenham 26/27.
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The Fraud Investigator@TFIGOAT·
Arsenal fans calling the FA Cup 'irrelevant' after losing to Southampton is the ultimate poverty cope. 🤡🎡 You didn't 'sacrifice' the cup; you just got exposed for having £200M of bench warmers who can't handle a Sunday in the South Coast. 📂
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The Fraud Investigator@TFIGOAT·
@cagiago_ Remember that "Beast" you were talking about that was supposedly unleashed after the League Cup final? Turns out it was just a service animal for a team that can’t handle a Sunday afternoon in Southampton. 🏟️📉
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The Fraud Investigator@TFIGOAT·
@WelBeast Mikel Arteta really brought 'Elite Tactics' to St. Mary’s just to get schooled by a manager who spends his Tuesday nights watching Championship scouting tapes. 📉
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The Fraud Investigator@TFIGOAT·
@UTDTrey Watching Arsenal fans transition from 'The Quadruple is On' to 'We didn't want the FA Cup anyway' in 7 days is the peak of 'North London Copium.' 🤡🎡
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LETS ALL LAUGH AT ARSENAL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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