Francis in Glendale

@BlaiseInKC “I know it’s almost April, but do you wanna buy a Hooters calendar at full price?”

“Today’s my last chance to imagine I’m charming the waitress and pray that over tipping her will somehow cause her to write her phone number on the receipt.”

@Topps I like how even the photoshop edit has a messed up streaky auto

FIRST LOOK: Future WWE Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman's first autograph card as a member of the nWo! Coming later this year.

Quickest 15 seconds of scoring for Kentucky since Rick Pitino #NCAA #MarchMadness

Blow it up. Trade everyone. Abandon ship.

Tom Brady being controversial just to get clicks & views on his latest bullshit Fanatics celebrity/athlete circle jerk project.

@AndrewSiciliano until Bron breaks down and Luka spends half the game complaining to the refs

This version of Luka and LeBron in the playoffs would be fun to watch.

LeBron trying to get a head start for next year’s Best Actor nomination. Common foul. #Analysis #Lakers #Rockets

The Arizona Diabeetus

Clippers really getting slapped by the bum ass Pelicans.

Your Abuela when you talk back to her…

Tarik Skubal driving home thru a rainstorm after Team USA lost… #WorldBaseballClassic

Mark Derosa managing tonight… #WorldBaseballClassic

“So…do you still want those Team USA WBC jerseys?” -Fanatics rn #WorldBaseballClassic

Congrats to lifelong fan Joe in Bugaha on Venezuela winning the 2026 WBC Championship. #WorldBaseballClassic

Mark Derosa looks like an unused Adam Ray character. #WorldBaseballClassic

I can’t wait to not watch the Fanatics Flag Football Classic this Saturday on FOX.

“Bryce Harper if you need him.” -Jim Rome to the Muldoon’s hostess rn #WorldBaseballClassic

@Fanatics @TomBrady @FanaticsFest @LoganPaul @Topps @WWE what do you guys have on the 🐐 where he has to promote your shit company?

.@TomBrady hosted a card break with $30k in cards to announce the next wave of talent coming to this summer's @FanaticsFest. He pulled a @LoganPaul rookie card then this happened 😏 Head over to @FanaticsFest to get your tickets to see them both at FFNYC '26. @Topps @WWE @FanaticsCollect

Griffin Jax: middle reliever or Indy group performing in the Mojave tent next month @ Coachella? #WorldBaseballClassic

More like Won’t Smith amirite #WorldBaseballClassic