B. Miller

@clcordell21 True

@BlaiseInKC If you had leftover salad, you'd take it!

I brought a box of individual bags of chips to the office pot-luck. And at the end they started packing up all the stuff on a cart, and I couldn’t decide if it would be too George Costanza to reclaim the uneaten bags.

@SportsSturm @oldwaver @corbydavidson and no complaints about the playing surface

@MattZeitlin The MLS is an entertaining product to see live. It’s obviously not comparable to other leagues but it’s a good time.

i almost feel sorry for the MLS and its fans being like "soccer is great, stick around"....ok...but we want to watch the players we've been watching in the world cup....

@LanceZierlein Like a technical boxer dicing up a guy that can’t find an answer.

Quality of Spain is so much higher than France today. Total mismatch level - at least for today.

I think it’s clear why France lost. Not enough youth travel soccer there.

@SportsSturm Spain makes passes like they’re an NHL team on a power play.

France hasn’t been this rattled since Jerry Lewis died.

@DougWoodlands I feel like it should more resemble a three point line than what it is. In theory. Not that I’d actually want them to make that massive a change.

@BlaiseInKC It allows offense protection when in the box which, in theory, should create more goals/action. Defenders can’t just slide in and tackle at will.

“Oh, you unintentionally fouled someone in the vicinity of the goal, but the guy wasn’t in a position to score and wasn’t even really close to scoring. Anyway, here’s an extremely punitive call that gives one team an incredible advantage.” Soccer

“Tell me you don’t know about…” Ok, let me stop you there. I’m not interested.

@DrakeFantasy @timothe1967 She was but I think Jamie is really good too.

@timothe1967 Kay was great

Good Morning Football was once a great piece of television. Then it got stripped down for parts and now dies a sad, lonely death.

@eve_bouff It’s crazy that vapid morons believe these books are actually banned.

this is so fucking hot. dua lipa is the renaissance humanist we didn't know we needed

@SVeillance @vmpops @SmileyYYC That’s funny. I’m not sure I ever heard the entire segment before. It’s funny when Jim just goes, “huh.”

@vmpops @SmileyYYC @BlaiseInKC youtu.be/F9PbfdCIl-s

Re-sharing the Top Four Larry Browns.

RIP Sam Neill. He wore sneakers. For sneaking.

@FastPhil67427 You do? When is your next game.

Sorry but we play FOOTBALL, not soccer ! 🇪🇺🇧🇪 #FourOneInYourFace

@Islandboy1Short It’s weird when adults use multiple emojis

@BlaiseInKC No I responded to the Joke with another Joke 🙃😁🤣

Clearly, Belgium’s youth soccer system is broken.

@Islandboy1Short Think you missed the joke, sport,

@BlaiseInKC Yes clearly 🙃🙃they lost to worlds 2nd best team. lost by a goal with 3 of their star players missing on a scale of 1 to 4 I think they will be ok with that. Meanwhile the US will be forever stained as cheaters

Sometimes I feel like my dog looks ashamed when she’s taking a dump, but then she dispels that notion because she will frequently choose to do it at the four way stop near my house. So 12 cars get a good look at the event. And me standing there like a dope.