B. Miller
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That horse can’t play for shit,
Dev 👹@GymLeaderDev
im cryin this therapy horse vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia 😭
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@BlaiseInKC You're stupid, you were a national known name, before Twitter was popular. You cashed in on nothing. I love you, but you had an audience at one point.
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When you’re in college there are signature songs every year at the bars and parties you go to. And my freshman year of college, “It Takes Two,” was the undisputed king. RIP.
Not sure why he hated the Big Mac so much though.
TMZ@TMZ
Rob Base, "It Takes Two" rapper, has died at 59 💔🕊️ tmz.com/2026/05/22/rob…
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@BlaiseInKC am I the only one who doesn't know what a Pirates Booty is?
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@junior_miller @gordonkeith the e-bikes have infested Frisco like cockroaches.
One annoying thing the kids do is just park a bunch of them right outside the door of businesses. Because kids are dumb and they don’t care about anyone else trying to go in.
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Late night shows used to prioritize comedy and trying bits that you could only do in those time slots.
Colbert prioritized politics. He said exactly what you could predict he would.
It was a bore. He helped kill Late Night. And we’re supposed to believe he was wronged by CBS.
CBS News@CBSNews
"The Late Show" host Stephen Colbert is marking the end of an iconic late-night franchise on CBS. cbsn.ws/3Rli5vU
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I love the NBA but this stuff is unwatchable.
Damon Amendolara@DamonAmendo
SGA collapsing to the ground like a swarm of bees attacked his legs despite not getting touched 🥴
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@junior_miller @gordonkeith Gordo can write, “& Gordo,” next to Picasso’s signature
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@redsteeze The person that wants other people to pay her college loans buys all her meals out and has them delivered.
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Yeah I don't think we should be listening to the chick who complained about the $30 avocado toast.
LB@beyondreasdoubt
Taylor Lorenz has to be top ten social media personality who is completely out of touch with the real word
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@tthrush14 I think there’s something to that. I used to watch the Simpsons religiously but at some point stopped
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@BlaiseInKC I think it might be possible that this is true about almost any profitable entertainment property. For example, I don't really care anymore about sports playoff games that don't involve my favorite teams.
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@oldwaver @corbydavidson Ujiri just sounds so reassuring when he speaks.
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