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@TheQuartering @joekent16jan19 Will you do the interview from the buffet line, the shekel line or the you suck Ben’s dick line?

I will. @joekent16jan19 do you have time to call into the show tomorrow?

@ProtPhilosopher Dang, Dr Marshall smoked you. Nice

I noticed several errors in Dr. Taylor Marshall's letter to Protestants. So I offer a corrected version below, addressed to Catholics. Dear Catholics, Your Bible contains 7 non-canonical books, added by the Council of Trent in 1546 over the objections of your own best bible scholar. Marshall says Jerome "changed his mind" about the deuterocanonical books around 402 AD in obedience to Pope Damasus. I've read Jerome's prefaces. This doesn't hold up. Damasus died in 384. Jerome wrote his famous Prologus Galeatus in 391. It excluded the deuterocanonicals as part of the canon. He labels these books as apocrypha. That's 7 years after Damasus was gone. That's not obedience to a living pope. The quote Marshall uses from Against Rufinus, which reads "What sin have I committed if I followed the judgment of the churches?", isn't about the canon. It's about Jerome's decision to translate from the Hebrew instead of the Septuagint. Rufinus attacked him for it. Jerome defended himself. In context, he's talking about translation method, not about which books belong in the Bible. And Jerome didn't stop his take. I've quoted these before, but here he is for the next 24 years of his life: 391: "Whatever is outside of these is set aside among the apocrypha." 398: The Church reads Tobit and the Maccabees "not for the authoritative confirmation of ecclesiastical doctrines." 405: Tobit is excluded from "the catalogue of Divine Scriptures." Judith is "considered among the apocrypha." 406: Cites the Book of Wisdom with "if one wishes to accept this book." 415: Still distinguishing Wisdom ("lest you gainsay this volume") from Ecclesiastes ("about which there can be no doubt"). This is one of his last works. Gallagher, a top scholar on Jerome on the canon, explains, "All of our evidence indicates that he always considered them outside the canon." Jerome never retracted. He never published a revised list. Never wrote "I was wrong." He translated Tobit and Judith under pressure, finished each in a single day, and attached prefaces denying them canonical status. That's not submission. That's a scholar doing what he's told while making sure everyone knows what he thinks. Dear Catholics, please drop the fan fiction that Jerome submitted to Rome on the canon. He held the same position from 391 until he died in 420. And Trent overruled him 15 centuries later by a vote of 24(Y)-15(N)-16(A). It passed by 44%. Not exactly a passing grade. Surely not one I'd write letters to Protestants about.

New Catholic inquisition searching for Protestants to put on trial for heresy

@JoshuaBarzon @TaylorRMarshall Yall could add, we also just completely fuck up the Faith and can’t all even agree on how to be wrong. Rolls off the tongue

Honestly, we Protestants do need a facelift on our clipart flag.

@taco_talks This lady is ai and gay, how?

Dinosaurs and The Bible

lol

@TaylorRMarshall He can lead the charge, tell him there are young men over there. He will be on the first plane.

It's a sacrifice he's willing to make….

@TheQuartering This is a wild take for a fat ass, you wanna unalive 90mil people for oil. Dude, take Ben’s cock out of your ass.

YES. GLASS IRAN TAKE THEIR OIL AND MOVE ON. PUSSY

@TheOfficerTatum How many shekels you take a week??

They got Shawn Ryan too. Smh.

@justNPCthings @maxasteele Yes!!!!

@TableTopReviewr @maxasteele Ctrl C, Ctrl V me boi

“Sure we lost the election but now I will consume EVEN MORE.” Okay bud, you do that. We’ll take the W.

@TheQuartering @Lukewearechange The last thing Jeremy sees before he swallows the load, and takes his shekels

@Lukewearechange LUKE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BELIEVING IRANIAN STATE TELEVISION!!! HAHAHAHA THAT'S THE SOURCE OF THIS YA KNOW

What the hell is going on? Was it a lie to boost up the stock market?

@maxasteele Of course I can say it retard, but twitter limits the reach , and the more people who see what a phag you are, the better.

@TableTopReviewr Can't even bring yourself to say the word.

@gonefishin1948 @Heccles94 I pray for your lost soul. And your Parish that you clearly lead astray.

@TableTopReviewr @Heccles94 GOOD!!! Think of me often and weep.

@Heccles94 President Trump is defending freedom from Iran and other Islamic terrorist states.

@gonefishin1948 @Heccles94 You ruin the Faith, you will always bother me.

@TableTopReviewr @Heccles94 You won't be bothered with me anymore.

@gonefishin1948 @Heccles94 No need, people see. They see that you’re a weak man and zionist Priest. Shameful.

@TableTopReviewr @Heccles94 Repeat that 1,000 times to make sure everyone believes it.

@gonefishin1948 @Heccles94 I’m objectively correct.

@TableTopReviewr @Heccles94 You are free to think whatever you want.

@gonefishin1948 @Heccles94 You called me Karen, figured if a man of the Cloth stoops to your level, I can tag along.

@TableTopReviewr @Heccles94 Weren't you chanting "Don't be judgmental!" recently?

@gonefishin1948 @Heccles94 I think you should be a better Catholic Shapiro Jr.

@TableTopReviewr @Heccles94 I think you need a better crystal ball, Karen.