Muhammad Ola~wales (الموسوعي) 🇬🇧🇳🇬🇵🇸

@Hamda_Llahhh Are you just knowing? 🙄

Too much sugar is not good for the body ‼️

@ChisomAgbafor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I introduced myself in a first meeting with a client today. She started laughing not at a joke, but at my surname. Apparently, it sounds funny in Yoruba. Funny thing is, it’s a divorce matter. Let’s see who finds it funny at the end.

@_surbtle 🤣🤣🤣

Na Haq teach you this one too?

@baddest_cash Omo give me 1.5M make ar go zaria jeje

3M salary to live in Borno 2.5M salary to live in Zamfara 1.5M to live in Kadunna 1M to live in kogi 650k to live in Enugu 600k to live in Akwa Ibom 450k to live in Ibadan 500k to live in Abuja 450k to live in Lagos Which state are you choosing??

@MbarkCherguia African and Asian parents are not in this chat 😂😂

What are YOU doing in this situation?? 😂

@SophyaAdannaya Source??? Sophia: believe me bro!

Don’t let a woman on her period curse you, you might D*E

@PaintingRodin This is definitely AI

This is not normal. Not at all. I would have done the same thing if someone wanted to rob me.

@ive_arc She was actually right

@Timmysofine You won stay for Canada abi you won go Nigeria back? 😂

I remember when I arrived Canada, I asked hubby, all these years you've been alone, how's sex life? He said he has a lady that pops in and out when he needs sex. I started scanning all his friends and one woman, a bit older than him, she is rich, pure breed caucasian. I noticed that whenever he says he's coming, she will make nice dishes of food, veggies, and upon arrival, they always kissed right before me, I'll just sigh... because he once lived in France and Montreal, so he speaks French fluently, and he said that's the culture, guest kissed, Lagos babe wey no Sabi. Meanwhile, whenever she calls him to come visit, I'll calmly say, aww, I'll love to go with you, she cooks nice food, I miss her meal. So, he doesnt visit her alone anymore. So, she asked him on one of our visit, Is it that mattress in your room that you and your wife still sleeps on? Gbam! My Lagos mind arose" chaiii" she's the one. 😆 🤣 😂 He just smiled. I focused on the chicken, well cooked. Then she said, well, I have a new king size mattress, I can give you. Immediately, I said, Thanks peret. We will come pick it up. Then rather than call him, she's always calling me, to come pick this and that up, then she became a very very close friend of the family. My kids starts calling her grandma peret. Oneday, I told him, for her to know how the mattress feels, hmmm, I'm sure the deal has ended now sha?? 😆 🤣 Truth is, a woman who wants to stay in her marriage will endure so much but it is not a good place for any woman to be.

@Okayokaykhali @Dfw_Beeee You're not even afraid that your hungry cat should walk up to you on bed while you're asleep naked and your rod is up 🤣🤣🤣 the cat go think say na hotdog wey you dey always give am! 😂😂😂

@Dfw_Beeee Wow Abeg If na man too Dey naked shey something go sup with ham ?

Please don’t 😭😭 I usually sleep naked but that very night I wore a night gown because I was doing video calls with people calling to wish me on my birthday . Robbers broke into my boyfriend’s house that midnight after I slept, I was woken with a loud banging noise and they are inside I was given a dirty slap for looking them in the eyes.😭 One of them moved to me and he was told to leave me alone by the person I think might be their boss. Imagine if I was naked, he would have raped me. Infact all of them Please don’t sleep naked!!!!!

Nigerian has the most brilliant minds mehn! 👏👏

@_meera__abdul Ha! Ko ju bẹ lọ

Inside all of this drama, those that want to be second wife , may Allah grant their heart desires. And to us , who can’t stand it and don’t want it , may Allah bless us with husbands that will love and cherish only us and other girls will be ugly to them (Amin).

God's P. A as spoken. Ọlọrun ma je kí a sì sọọ ó.

@gemkabeerah Èwo bí àwọn ọmọ musulumi ṣe ń wọn épé kabiti-kabiti fún ràwọn ni comment section 😂😂 Agbakan!

Everytime Muslim women reject polygamy, you weaponize religion to silence them. “How dare you reject what Allah has made Halal” Halal that only serves your own selfish interest, it doesn’t serve the women or benefit them in any way. Now, they should mind their business ? Do you ever mind yours ? Have you all not attacked women simply for sharing their opinion on polygamy ? Eri pe eni iya niyin ?

@9ja_cerebral Lol... See this one too!

Muslim women dey suffer gan, dem don use Quran oppress dem finish

@HaYoMiDe_ Humans 👀👀

Which animal??

@lifeofmustapha 🤣🤣🤣 Ọmọ, divorce rate will explode. You'll see many marriages that won't last hours 😂 imagine she married the man in the morning then file for divorce in the afternoon 🤣🤣 They can't handle the pressure.

“If women could also marry multiple men, everywhere go scatter 🤪”. No where will scatter because (virtually) every woman reading this post now cannot stand just the idea of having 4 grown men who sleep with her cyclically, while she goes to work to provide food and shelter for them, and manages their emotions 🥹. If this excites you as a woman though, be my guest. That “I wish women could also…” narrative is just rhetoric from women in the polygyny discourse to get a “gotcha” effect. But that’s exactly where it starts and ends for them. It’s not a serious proposal to explore feasibility. They don’t want it.

@Haneefahjumoke @Opulent_Maisha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Opulent_Maisha Make i link you up with Lege.

I have the stature but I don't have a man 🙂

@rukky_nate I'm buying crypto currency and stocks!

You’re given $2m. You have 20 minutes to spend it. You can’t spend it on cars, airplanes, yacht or a house. You can’t spend it on golds or diamonds either. What will you buy?

@LibOrNormal Ain't no level worth my mom's location. 🥴🥴

The FBI is looking for your mom!! Which level will you snitch?!?!