VeraFornia

What if we're all just micro-organisms living inside this huge entity named God and that's why we're all connected? Just like micro-organisms who thrive living inside the human body.

@mrmikeMTL Kevin Sorbo or DJ Qualls

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play Iron Man.

@ThrillaRilla369 Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Charlie Alpha November Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Echo Alpha Delta Tango Hotel India Sierra

@omgsidewalks bummed out

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU DON’T FEEL DEPRESSED BUT ALL YOU WANNA DO IS BE IN YOUR BED ??

@AntiLeftMemes Is there a Biden Deranged Syndrome? Just asking for a friend

What do these people have in common?

@wisdomXplorer love is the answer

If you could telepathically say something that all 8.3 billion people on earth could hear at once what would it be?

@primetateHQ Wealth comes from the heart, not from your pockets

Andrew Tate goes off on men who accept a boring average life: “I have f*cked women you will never f*ck, I drive cars you’ll never drive, I go places you’ll never go earning sums you’re never gonna f*cking make. The difference between you and I is that I would rather die than live any other way”

@oelma__ salmonella

What's missing 🤔

@MbarkCherguia The Laura Loomer Drip

What do you call this look?

@tacowasa2nd Epstein Fies, kid

真面目な話、なんでアメリカってあんなにイスラエルの言いなりなんだ? 国力から言えば圧倒的にアメリカのが上なのに、まるでイスラエルの方が宗主国みたいじゃん。

@WorkElizab Haro

A bike which defines your childhood

@JVMonte2 End with a scream: Tool's Eulogy, Nirvana's Milk It, System of a Down's Mr. Jack, Rage Against the Machine's Killing in the Name, Radiohead's 2+2=5 Begin: Pink Floyd's Speak to Me/Breathe,

What’s a great song that begins or ends with a scream?

@AntiWokeMemes he's "shy"

What's your opinion of the Minnesota Vikings' MALE cheerleader?

@ThrillaRilla369 7.40

You're eating out and the bill is $74 - what are you tipping? Be honest, I'm trying to prove a point.

@20th_Centurygal Tool's Third Eye, Led Zep's In My Time of Dying, The End by the Doors, Closer to Home (I'm Your Captain) by the legendary Grand Funk Railroad

What's your favorite song that's over 8 minutes long?

@DefiantLs chunky but funky

What do we call them instead?

@astrojoc me vale verstappen, vieja concha nacar, costalito los bayos, no seas fan de sean penn, cara de dick, te la succionaste, hijo de tu repinchamaco, bola de gansos, y el ultimo es fan de kunno

En inglés se usan "minced oaths" como sustituciones a groserías o palabras blasfemas para evitar ofensas 🤬 - shoot (para sustituir shit) - gosh (para sustituir God) - heck (para sustituir hell) - fudge (para sustituir fuck) ¿Existe algo parecido en español?

@SoyDaniloDiaz wifi y aire acondicionado, dude

Yo quiero entender por qué las barberías apenas abren el local, aparecen 4 o 5 amigos del dueño que no tienen nada que hacer y se quedan ahí sentados en los sillones todo el día.

@WomenBeingAwful Legend says her basal ganglia still hurts

That's certainly a case of FAFO

@ShadowofEzra This lady trippin' balls hardcore

LGBTQ-aligned Bishop Yvette Flunder says the Bible has become a big problem and that she wants to change it by writing her own testament. She declares herself above God and says she wants to rip out the pages she doesn’t like so no one can read them ever again. “We need a third testament.” "The Bible has become problematic."