TeslaFSD - Dave

Driving puppy? FSDPuppy. #notfrunkpuppy. @28delayslater @tammyharrington @brookec_4 @PureTesla @vandyish @AirRocketGlider @LikeTeslaKim @Kristennetten @MFrunker

@fakeincogneato @RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 Same

@RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 I could do that if I wanted to. I just don’t want to.

A High Schooler just ran 12.97 in the 110M Hurdles 🤯 Klein Colins’ Andrew Jones ran an all Conditions High School Record at Texas Relays of 12.97 in the 110mH.

These people work in mental health and have allegedly been repeatedly vandalizing a tesla Is this behavior appropriate from your employees @PineRestGR ?

@ericmidwest @Jones1 @PineRestGR This employer is active here on X. No excuse for them not to notice and respond. @PineRestGR you know this won’t go away and will only amplify and be here on the internet forever. Bad look for you.

@ericmidwest @PineRestGR They work for @PineRestGR?!? WTH!

My Tesla has been getting vandalized in Grandville Michigan over and over again. Today I caught them. Truly possessed people. They work for @PineRestGR

@r0ck3t23 Science fiction becomes reality

Elon Musk just declared the human eye optional. Not improved. Not repaired. Not reconstructed. Optional. Musk: “Blindsight will enable those who have total loss of vision to be able to see again.” That alone would be historic. Musk: “Including if they have lost their eyes, or the optic nerve.” Eyes gone. Nerve gone. The entire optical pipeline physically missing from the skull. And the solution is not to rebuild what broke. It is to skip it entirely and wire synthetic signal straight into the visual cortex. Every surgery ever performed has tried to restore original hardware to factory condition. Neuralink does not restore. Neuralink treats the biological organ as optional infrastructure. Eye is gone. You do not rebuild the eye. You route around it. You stream raw visual data into the brain and let the cortex do what it was always doing anyway. Processing signal. Your eye never saw anything. Your brain saw. The eye was the middleman. It captured a narrow band of electromagnetic radiation and shipped it to the visual cortex. That is where the image was actually built. Neuralink is firing the middleman. Musk: “Maybe have never seen, were even blind from birth.” A person who has never perceived a single photon of light. Given vision for the first time. Not through healing. Through hardware. And then Musk said the part that should rewire how you think about being human. Musk: “You can see in radar, you can see in infrared, ultraviolet.” This is where it crosses from medical device to species upgrade. The human eye processes roughly 0.0035% of the electromagnetic spectrum. You are walking through a universe flooded with information and your biology lets you perceive an almost immeasurably thin sliver of it. Infrared is bouncing off every surface around you right now. You cannot see it. Radio waves are passing through your body this second. You have no idea. Your biology decided four hundred million years ago what you were allowed to perceive. That decision has never been appealed. Until now. A person with Blindsight would not see like a human. They would see like a machine. Thermal signatures in total darkness. Ultraviolet patterns invisible to every sighted person alive. Radar imaging through walls and weather and smoke. The person born blind would not just gain sight. They would gain sight the sighted have never had. Musk: “Superhuman capabilities.” If you can replace the eye you can replace the ear. If you can stream vision you can stream sound, pressure, spatial orientation, sensory inputs that do not even have names yet because biology never built receptors for them. Every human sense is just a biological sensor converting environmental data into electrical signal. Replace the sensor and the brain does not care where the signal came from. It just processes. That is not a medical company. That is the first serious engineering effort to open the human nervous system to direct hardware integration. Musk: “Cybernetic enhancement.” He said it like a line item on a roadmap. Those two words contain the entire future of the species. The senses are ports. The brain is an operating system waiting for better peripherals. We spent millions of years evolving eyes that could see just enough light to not get eaten. That was the design spec. Survival. Not comprehension. Neuralink is the first product built on a different spec. Every person on earth right now is experiencing a filtered, compressed, biologically throttled version of the universe. Most will live and die believing that narrow bandwidth is all there is. Musk is building the device that proves it never was. It was just all you were equipped for. The eye was not the end of sight. It was the prototype.

@TheEvryDayChris @wholemars Same

My 65 year old mom bought a Tesla 3 months ago, and the only reason she did was for full self driving. After 1,000 miles, she used FSD…. 98% of the time! (2% difference is due to routing). She says “the car drives better, faster, and safer, than her.”

@OwenSparks @Starlink Might have to take that train. 🤔

Fun fact: Brightline is the first passenger rail service in the world to adopt @Starlink. High speed WiFi from Miami to Orlando

@JohnnaCrider1 Yes. Too hard not to.

Question for those who see this: Do you believe in God?

2 years ago we had an administration celebrating Trans Day of Visibility. Today, the federal government is posting authentic Easter content about the resurrection of Jesus Christ. Don’t ever tell me elections and voting don’t matter.

@wholemars @TeslaNakamoto

Release the fuckin’ FSD update you crazy bastards!! Praise be to Ashok.

Amen

@ManifestHistory Try this podcast dailyaudiobible.com

I’ve finally decided to read the entire bible. So far, I’ve read Genesis and Exodus. I’m obviously really interested in reading the Gospels and New Testament. I’m debating skipping ahead to the Gospels. What do you recommend I do: Read the bible from front to back or skip ahead and read the Gospels (or entire New Testament) and then go back to the Old Testament.

@lady_valor_07 Absolutely welcome!

I saw a guy saying, “This woman should never be allowed in a church.” Personally, I think she should be welcomed. What do you think, would she be welcome in your church?

He is Risen. Let that sink in. The debt of our sins has been paid.

There is only one nation that has both the determination to go to the ends of the Earth to bring home one of its own, and the capability to send its best off Earth, around the Moon, to kickoff the next great era of human exploration. Never been prouder to be an American 🇺🇸

OOA Active Shooter Raymond NH. Reported active shooter, with (1) police officer with a leg wound, 2 mile shelter in place for residents. Very large police presence and remains active.

@LobstahRollah @twistartups @Jason Ah, “The rich corinthian leather”

In 1976 my dad, dressed in his weekend building a house dirty attire, walked into a Chrysler dealership to buy a new Cordoba for my mom. A few salesmen ignored him, and so he left. He went to another Chrysler dealer and a salesman there talked to him, showed him the car, and dad stroked a check & bought it. Some people miss opportunities. 😎

When Bank of America wouldn’t let Jason take out $20K from his account for a Vegas trip… he decided it was time for a new financial partner. So he called three banks and asked each one to send him $10K in $2 bills. One delivered… and became his new bank. It’s the classic “Van Halen rider” test. If you still see Brown M&Ms in the proverbial bowl, the venue didn’t read your rider, and doesn’t really value your business. A vital lesson in picking your partners with diligence. (cc: @Jason, @Lons, @VanHalen, @BankOfAmerica)

@nickwakenc @SawyerMerritt Without Communist China’s subsidies BYD would be dead

@SawyerMerritt BYD cannot sell in the US. US sales account for approximately 1/3 of Tesla's global sales. If Chinese EV makers were allowed into the US, Tesla would be dead overnight.

Battery electric vehicles sold worldwide in Q1 2026: • Tesla: 358,000 • BYD: 310,000

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "I'm proud to join with Christians across the country and around the world to celebrate the most glorious miracle in all of time: The resurrection of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ." "To be a great nation, you must have religion — and you must have God. In churches across the nation on Sunday, the pews will be fuller, younger, and more faithful than they have at any time in many, many years." "Happy Easter to all, may God bless you, may God bless the United States of America."