Will In Houston

@iealondon Brit’s are so in-bread, they make the Muslim family trees look like a sprawling forest. They’re nothing but queue lining sheep with bad teeth and body odor.

🇬🇧 We asked Brits where the UK ranks vs US states in income per person. Average answer: 7th. Wealthier than 43 states. The reality: 51st. Dead last. Below Mississippi. Below Arkansas. Below every single US state. 🧵

@stephenjnesbitt @SamBlum3 Yall probably pee sitting down.

The Texas Rangers installed a deeply controversial statue in their ballpark concourse this spring. And they aren't willing to provide answers as to why it's there. Yikes. Important work from @SamBlum3: nytimes.com/athletic/71975…

Here we go again. Another over the top celebration at 12u. If you think this is good for baseball, you are the problem. Bat almost hits him in the face after the spike, then all the "look at me" antics, and you gotta love the cameraman on the field running with the kid. What a joke. It's all a show...🤦🏼‍♂️

@RiverOaksPrblms Geez 😂😂

My man is still looking for that Pujols ball

@ClayTravis Clay 😂

This entire story would have played out very different if Mike Vrabel had won the Super Bowl and cut his dick off.

@JustJenRX Disney adults are the creepiest people on earth

Trans-activist attacks man holding a sign that says “Transwomen Are Men.” Of course, IT has on a Disney shirt!!

@FarmGirlCarrie Fake propaganda

I was not prepared for this level of insanity 😂😂

@AvaGrace9211 That white liberal woman has made sure that theft under $50 don’t get prosecuted. What she forgot was whites are exempt from that. LOL another dumbass liberal.

She thinks she can get away without paying for her hamburger 🍔 meal. That’s theft of service! Entitled liberal!

@bigolmtwn Yall know this is fake AF, right?

$10,000 INTO DRAGON LINK!!

@SteveInmanClips Punches of Oats

He was warned.

@Emilio2763 They’re the Harlem Globetrotters of Baseball. Chill dude.

Idky the Savannah Bananas Annoy Me As Much as they Do but they Really Do…

@Dexerto Believe all women. That’s what Katy and the MeToo movement preached for years, right?

Actress Ruby Rose claims Katy Perry sexually assaulted her in a nightclub around 20 years ago She has now filed a police report against the pop star

@Dexerto The massively oppressive body odor of Magic players is what turned me off of the game back in the mid 90’s. I imagine that hasn’t changed.

The CEO of failed MMO Ashes of Creation reportedly spent over $40,000 of Kickstarter funds on Magic: The Gathering cards and private chefs

@TheWorldClassBS Don’t forget the Queen of the group

Who do you hate the most?

@FactsAboutTexas Depends. If the chili is going to be eaten with rice or cornbread, or used on chili dogs, then no. But if the chili is going to be eaten as a stew, then yes add the beans.

Texas Chili does NOT have beans 🤠

@TMZ One down, about 200 more to go. They’re all dirty, both sides of the aisle.

Eric Swalwell announces his resignation from Congress. "I'm deeply sorry." tmz.me/vj7s3HY

@TalkinBaseball_ Crane got two WS wins. We won’t be seeing another, he spent his money already.

Astros are on their longest losing streak since 2013

@DiscussingFilm Snake is either going to be black, or Gay, or both.

A remake of ‘ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK’ is in the works at Studiocanal.

@GrageDustin The Squad. They all joined congress broke, yet they are all multi millionaires.

So we ended Tim Walz, Tony Gonzales, Dan Crenshaw, and Eric Swalwell’s political careers. Who’s next?

@MLBONFOX Fire everyone

The Astros losing streak has reached eight games, dropping them to a league-worst 6-11 this season. Houston has a league-leading 95 runs scored, but they have also given up the 107 runs, which is the most in the majors.