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Working on a different form of sports betting. More-so a strategy and research based > story-line (more common for retail/casual). I played a lottttt of DFS so this makes a lot of sense because DFS is purely analytics, ownership, etc. Taking the approach of, everything is a scam and lines are meant to make you gamble by luring you into them. Similar mindset to memecoins. Everyone wants the 10x, not the daily 20%. || Rules || - Flat betting only - Absolutely no spreads (scam) - Absolutely no totals (scam) - Absolutely no parlays (biggest scam on Earth) - Analytics/statistics betting only based on GSAx, Corsi, etc specifically for NHL because of high variance - Looking for edges on Polymarket > Vegas books I'll try and update total records weekly but probably will end up just doing daily.

@JonahBlake @GinoTheGhost It's also super low IQ to chime in with no conviction for anything So there's that

@GinoTheGhost Dude I like your content but cmon They’re having a no kings protest in England…..which has a king It’s super low iq to go lmao

Total flop

@JugstinFinster @depression2019 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@depression2019 accidentally? majority of voters wanted him. he's also one of the best presidents this country has ever seen. sit back and enjoy your freedom while he secures it.

Guys did we accidentally elect a complete retard

@DeFi_Dad @DefiLlama A world where people thought Trump would be good for crypto 🤣🤣

In what universe are we, that AAVE is trading at $1.7B FDV and WLFI is trading at $10B FDV? 🥸 Data below from: @DefiLlama

@DonAlt Money doesn't equal intelligence lol The amount you actually know equals intelligence

I always get these weird home school people in my comments Listen, if you're truly infinitely smarter than everyone around you, pay for the best educators in the world to tutor your children If you can't afford that, you're probably not smarter than everyone around you

@PNutzPlease @przidnt1 lol No new wars except with Iran is a bit of stretch

@przidnt1 Yet here Nick is 6/6 almost 2 years ago.

Nigga is going 0-6. Just a straight up retarded nigga.

@DrunkRepub @JoshEakle Say you like kids without saying it

There's always a tweet.

@Slappjakke I mean....isn't that if you guess the right one lol

Beanpot looking juuuuicy

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Is it me Or does $CHIP and USDAI look like a garbage launch for people who were in Pendle YTs? Lol

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS!!!! #USAHockey For JOHNNY!

THAT USA PK SHEEEEEEEEESSSH #USAHockey

@knawmeen @taylor_hazed @zettzilla Ah yes The ol pedophile protector schtick

@taylor_hazed @zettzilla i've yet to see any.

we also have zero pedos running the country

why ai agents are gonna make @protocol_fx fxUSD massive: AI + crypto is moving FAST and soon, le customers are shifting from only hoomans to ai agents we're leaving the attention economy entering the **trust economy** ze human problem: humans are kinda broken when it comes to money: - instincts first, emotions second, logic... maybe third - we run on "system 1" thinking, fast, emotional, lazy - we avoid rational analysis because it burns energy businesses know this: - don't make users think - dumb down the ux - craft narratives that generate hype - conversion > comprehension AI agents don't have this problem agents don't give a fuck about hype (hype, not hyperliquid, I'm sure they like hyperliquid) agents don't: - get tired - chase hype - need persuasion - care about slick ui agents do: - read documentation - read code - evaluate incentives quantitatively - assess counterparty risk mathematically - only care about correctness, efficiency, verifiability why fxUSD wins: f(x) protocol was built during the usdc depeg to create a stablecoin that works no matter what. fxUSD: - no banks - no governments - no human operators required - fully backed by eth/btc - everything verifiable onchain - operational even when centralized systems fail for years: "nobody cares about decentralization" and "just offer higher apr." they were right - *for humans*. but agents? different story. the agent calculation rational agents won't choose currencies that can be arbitrarily minted, frozen, censored, or politically intervened with. they'll price in control risk, governance risk, systemic fragility. agents choose systems that are: - verifiable onchain - minimally trust-based - resistant to human intervention - designed to survive stress exactly what fxUSD was engineered to be the future of finance isn't emotional. it's logical. disclaimer: linn uses protocol f(x), holds a large amount of fxUSD and has collabed with them in the past, linn has succesfully not been liquidated because using their platform

@avotoast Oh yeah gamma squeeze definitely

into the close, def felt like there was climax in ETF selling, shorts closing into 60k level, and maybe overstretched sell-off below 64k from gamma squeeze of leveraged/structured products forced to reduce delta into the bottom of the worst day since FTX

@mattvanswol Nothing makes me giggle harder than seeing accounts like this who are absolute losers at their own careers so they have to tell the news 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have truly horrific news... An illegal alien driving a semi-truck has just crashed head-on into a van of Amish men, k*lling 4 of them. It appears the trucking company that employed the illegal is based out of California and is known as a "chameleon carrier"... ...which are trucking companies that re-register under new names to evade safety violations. The Amish men who lost their lives to this illegal alien are: Henry Eicher, 50. His sons: Menno Eicher, 25, and Paul Eicher, 19. and Simon Girod, 23. There will be no protests for them. Their story won't be in the mainstream news. Please pray for their families.

@josephdelong You're speaking like a poor

I joined Ethereum to displace banks. Ethereum now feels like Vitalik’s lil gay Urbitesque side project building a temple to nothing. Your words, have impact.

A daily reminder that there was no liquidation on f(x) Protocol. This is what we do. Leverage with liquidation protection. And we're soon pushing it further with @FX100Perp Save your billions, use f(x) and get the @LiqTerminator by your side.

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@0hour1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Y'all reach so far for bullshit lmao Fascists.

Both Alex Pretti and Renee Good accounts on signal chat have been located. Terrorist Network FBI has it all.

@ThinkingUSD Garbage account

If you still hold ETH in 2026 you're just a fundamentally unserious investor