Fake-Me Apparently

@SoveyX 75% of them are bots and spam accounts but it's still impressive

When I started this account a little less than a year ago, I had no idea it would turn into this. 150,000 of you is… a lot. And somehow it doesn’t feel like a number, it feels like a community. The people on here mean more to me than I ever could have imagined. I’ve had so much fun. We’ve been through a lot together already, and that honestly means everything. Thank you for engaging with the serious posts. Thank you for laughing at the silly ones. Thank you for being here. I really do appreciate all of you more than I can put into words. Love you guys.

@peta @bdallhf34838022 But that's not the healthy version. It's healthy to eat animals. I have big canine teeth for ripping meat apart. It's a needed part of my diet to be healthy, unlike a vegan.

@bdallhf34838022 Animals that eat other animals do so out of necessity for survival. This is not the case for us. We can choose compassion over cruelty at every meal by simply choosing the animal-free version at the grocery store or restaurant.

Chickens aren’t food.

@peta @SMC_TX Chicken hearts are good, too? I never tried one.

@SMC_TX They’re living beings, not ingredients. Have a heart.

@DNLSHLR @HixAce And nothing will change, they'll be doing the same thing at 70

@HixAce Those two will wind up getting married.

Bro just met women for the first time

@GrahamHilll @itsmoonhead It's cool, he's making fun of a straight white guy. We're not a protected class. Daniel made fun of a gay guy.

@itsmoonhead There's always one ass...

I love how the only times you hear from Ben Rhodes he's either won the championship and gotten completely hammered during the press conference or he's pissed at someone. This belongs in the NASCAR twitter HoF.

@itsmoonhead I find Ben's post totally offensive.

@loose_on_entry @benrhodes You can make your own rules like that, but nobody is obliged to follow them.

@benrhodes Won’t beat his ass but you’ll talk shit on Twitter. It’s one or the other, you can’t do both

Got squeezed by the upside down face kid driving the 18 on the second lap coming out of turn 4. It knocked the fender in which cut down the LF tire going into turn 1. Bad day. Hard hit. On to Rockingham.

@keithjamesNC @benrhodes @ThorSportRacing He's making fun of a straight white guy. That's allowed. Daniel Dye made fun of gay guy.

@benrhodes That's so freaky that I instantly knew who you were talking about before I saw the car number.

@MelonieMac Looks heavenly!

Meat

@JamieBonkiewicz Owning guns is a right, too, but we still require ID and background check to buy one.

I want to remind every single American that voting in the United States is a Constitutional RIGHT, NOT a privilege.

@StableIDs @FordJohnathan5 Then it's a win/win for you.

@FordJohnathan5 Does he also realize that the people that won't be able to afford passports and IDs, are the ones that vote for them?

🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS Its appears Speaker Mike Johnson caught on hot mic that The Save Act would result in 12% to 18% voter turnout. Saying that would be huge for the Republican Party. The Save Act is a voter suppression bill. Not elections security.🚨

@DBurkland @SawyerMerritt @Starlink Delta has pretty decent Internet on their planes anyway, in my experience. I can stream YoutubTV fine on most flights.

@SawyerMerritt @Starlink Mark my words, Delta will be the last major airliner to adopt Starlink 👎

NEWS: Today, British Airways completed its flight equipped with @Starlink. BA: "We’ve reached a new milestone in connectivity in the skies. As we continue to roll it out across our fleet, customers on Starlink aircraft can stream, work, or stay in touch while in the sky."

@TexasPopulation @DrRitaDed Read her name slowly and it all becomes clear.

@DrRitaDed The fact that you are pushing your bullshit transgender ideology on children should be child abuse. You should not be allowed to teach. You shouldn't even be allowed to be around children. You should be ashamed of yourself

Got to work early to set up. Looks so good, can't wait for the kids to see it 😍

@PressSec Community Note about the new "Community Note": 1. MAGA and/or Republicans are mostly Americans, and if 2 of them agree it makes the post true. The post does not specify what percentage of Americans or that it includes a survey of all Americans.

Americans Agree that Operation Epic Fury Is an Overwhelming Success whitehouse.gov/articles/2026/…

Community Note about the "Community Note": 1. MAGA and/or Republicans are mostly Americans, and if 2 of them agree it makes the post true. The post does not specify what percentage of Americans or that it includes a survey of all Americans. 2. Likely voters are mostly American too. 3. A 50/50 approval still means 50% of the Americans surveyed approve of it. Again the post does not claim that all Americans agree with it. It claims that Americans agree with it. This community note claims that the post is untrue, then proceeds to prove that it is true.

@aussiechick48 @SoveyX Ok. And why is that bad? Genuinely curious because I'm a fat ugly dude and I have no idea about girl code.

@TheFakeToaster @SoveyX She clearly uses extensions and hair pieces.

You ever film a video and forget there’s evidence in the background? (look at the shower curtain).

@iamthegrock @DrRitaDed Did I get it wrong or did I get it "right" 😉

@TheFakeToaster @DrRitaDed Hahahah you took the rage bait AND got it wrong. It’s actually “their car is over there”

If your going to call someone stupid, at least use the correct "your"

@BzrdChkn @SoveyX They pick their nose then deal with the blood.

@SoveyX What happens if you have to pick your nose?

I’m not sure what this is, but my Angelina Jolie fight-or-flight mode just kicked in.