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@WhiteHouse This is genuinely so embarrassing

MAKE AMERICAN FARMING GREAT AGAIN 🇺🇸

@espn Please be okay…

Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, on Friday, according to the Martin County Sheriff's Office. No details about the cause of the crash or Woods' condition were immediately released. spr.ly/6016B698Be

@atrupar Ahhh it’s so good but also why even ask that

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

@NewtonJedi He was literally the head recruiter at uconn

I’m just praying this isn’t just a JC 2.0 where he has the schemes but not the players

@NUCLRGOLF Wasted a fire fit too

This man showed up to Augusta National in 2007 thinking his practice round pass meant he could play the golf course. 🤣 (Via: Thatsthatandchicken/r)

@BryanHoch Yes Bryan

Happy #OpeningDay from McCovey Cove!

This guy is so clueless when it comes to this situation, and pretty much everything involving college basketball.

@ty1ct @rplunkett57 @DukeMBB Waiting, Randy. My Google is broken so I need you to tell me who has the most

@rplunkett57 @DukeMBB Nice thanks Randy! That’s surprising given all of those all-Americans. Who has the 1st most?

HOOPERS 👿🇺🇸

hopefully this will reveal to you all that Hannah is quite possibly the least funny person on the planet

@DavidErnestkag @TalkinYanks @JomboyMedia Nice nobody cares

@TalkinYanks @JomboyMedia I haven’t eaten Uncle Ben’s Rice since they went woke and removed Uncle Ben from the packaging. Garbage product now. Same with Aunt Jemima syrup.

Ben Rice has a deal with Ben's Rice

@TalkinYanks This is what folks in finance call “Synergy”

@gatorsszn Lmaooo

We might beat Iowa by 35 I’m ngl 😭

@JakeCrain_ @HornSports You’re such a puss

I’m actually not worked up about it, it’s just the rules. These guys have been playing baseball a really long time. They understand the timing and I’m sure Arod knew the game was over. I don’t think he’s a dirty player and I love his game actually. Having said that I respect him enough as a ball player to know he knew the game was over

Shortstop is wearing one in the back today if I’m Auburn.

@TalkinYanks Oh jeez

Jasson Dominguez will begin the season in the Minor Leagues

@NandoQ1217 @BetMGM UNC has already ruined their legacy the past few years 😂 😂

@BetMGM No they don’t… UNC has always had coaches with Class and he doesn’t not represent any college well regardless of the fact he is a coach that gets results. Don’t trade in your legacy for short term success Go see if a Brad Steven’s, Coach Few type is available

UNC needs to make the call

@Eddie33825 @BetMGM Oh no the big bad media of North Carolina!! How vicious!!!

@BetMGM No no no no no no he is a cry baby and would get eaten alive by the media in NC

@ty1ct @CoachBeligoat Kentucky and UNC

@TheProgramPicks @CoachBeligoat Exactly. Imagine thinking Hurley or Golden would go to a rebuilding mid-major. Delusional

The first two calls Carolina should be making to their agents are: Proven Winners

@TheoFernandez__ I agree

Nate Oats says he’s talked with Aden Holloway every day since his arrest: “If you disappear on a guy when he makes a mistake, I’m not so sure that’s a genuine relationship you built”

@ty1ct @TakeoftheTown You guys sound like a bunch of CT natives trying to be accepted by New England!

@TakeoftheTown UConn hoops is the only New England team to ever win a national championship in basketball, football, or baseball (source: I’m pretty sure). So Boston does NOT have enough banners - in fact they have 0

UConn hoops is Connecticut’s peace offering to Boston sports and the rest of New England. But why isn’t Boston ready to be Storrs North? #MarchMadness