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Professional Wrestling Moves In Real Life 💥 A Thread 🧵

Gotta thank Coach Saban, over shadowing the Michigan championship win by taking up all the headlines with a retirement. He was like I’ll give y’all 2 days. #legend #NickSaban #Alabamafootball

@NICKHALENBRAND Gracias amigo

@TheRealCT_Keys Congratulations bro!

Happy New Year! Dawgs win, and I’m going to be a dad. Life is good.

@AshtonIsAStarr Gotta just

The amount of people who are about to be in my way at the gym today.. 😭

“Fuel tank full of whoopass machine”

and NEEEEEWWWWWW Southern Fried Championship Wrestling Heavy Weight Champion. CT KEYS. @TheRealCT_Keys

@AshtonIsAStarr I’ll be there already, I’ll have my people reach out to your people

Anybody wanna go with me to DragonCon this year? 🥹

I hate people in public spaces, I know this, but there are places and times I feel more strongly about it than others. Getting gas at full pumps is one of those times.

Saturday morning = rise and grind. It’s show day

To this day Wale’s The Album About Nothing doesn’t get enough recognition.

@JGeorgeTheMovie I’d tag myself but @BigBadKaiju deserves it

who are the best unsigned BALD wrestlers right now?

People who just leave their grocery buggies in random parking spots instead of putting them away should have to spend their entire afterlife only retrieving and returning grocery buggies.

Falcons just really don’t want me to be able to root for them #NFLDraft

@TheBoozerweight Yes you should!

I should probably be ashamed of how much I enjoy Machine Gun Kelly’s pop punk stuff.

R.I.P to the bad guy!

Never realized how much social media I have until I had to reply to Happy Birthday wishes across 4 platforms and then text. Time to consolidate.

@TheBoozerweight @IrvingWestPhD @LOBO_OKAMI Don’t know how I feel about being lumped in with Sells but I’ll take it

@IrvingWestPhD @LOBO_OKAMI @TheRealCT_Keys That’s a huge compliment.

I’m about to get tricked into buying another Gran Turismo, aren’t I? Last time was on PS2 and I was in total agony.

Disgusted by this Fresh Prince reboot.

I wonder if kids would still recognize the ice cream song if an ice cream truck came through their neighborhood