Matt Sells

“I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not” -Kurt Cobain and André Gide #Boozerweight #ACTIONWrestling @WrestleACTION1

Happy for Venezuela. Of course extremely happy for Acuña. Ecstatic to have had exciting baseball to watch in March while recovering from ACL surgery. Bring on the #MLB season. #WBC

Ken Rosenthal and Jeff Passan both look like marionettes that were possessed by demons and damned to talk about baseball for eternity. #WBC #MLB

Attempting to play some #MLBTheShow before the #WBC after chugging beers and Irish whiskey. I feel like a 2011 Red Sox starting pitcher.

Smoltz always sounds like a cranky old man, and I always agree with him, because I’m a cranky old man. #WBC

@cman035 Watched the entire thing.

@TheBoozerweight What a game this is!!! I hope you’re still watching!!!

Acuña and Ohtani are both pretty good at this whole baseball thing. #WBC

Yadier Molina makes me want every baseball manager to have neck tattoos. #WBC

If you’re gonna have ACL surgery, the #WBC is a good time to do it.

If the US loses this game, they should file a grievance. Caffeine is a PED. #WBC

Before my triceps surgery, I was told not to drink alcohol for 24 hours prior. For the ACL surgery this week, 3 days. I much prefer the surgeon’s advice prior to my first ACL surgery: “As long as you don’t drink the morning of the surgery, I don’t give a shit”.

Shit. I’m kind of rooting for Brazil right now. #WBC

Nolan Arenado played for the US team in past WBCs, but is playing for the Puerto Rican team this year. I’m honestly surprised Trump hasn’t issued some executive order bitching about it.

Even in the #WBC, Acuña gets pitched way inside in Miami.

I’m almost 40 and in pretty good shape. My mom had me at 38. Any time I attend a sporting event with metal bleachers, I’m just now starting to understand the sacrifice my mom made to watch me continually go 0 for 3 at the plate in rec league and high school.

Profar really needs to start planning out his steroid cycle better.

The time in my life I feel the most like an athlete is when I have to list off previous surgeries for the anesthesiologist.

I love when gimmicks succeed. I was once told at a ROH tryout that my gimmick was “too cartoonish”. Anyone who knows me knows how close “real me” and “gimmick me” are. They later hired Danhausen. Moral of the story: A vampire who collects teeth is more grounded in reality than me

I love AJ Lee, but my favorite person to wrestle in Chuck Taylors is @SugarDunkerton . (Shhhh, don’t tell him) #WWEEliminationChamber

Mad Dog 20/20 ads on the mat and Cody Rhodes vodka commercials. I thought my time had passed, but maybe I do need to try to get a tryout. #WWEEliminationChamber #Boozerweight

I’m gonna start using the ABS challenge system in real-life and tap the top of my head when I know people are wrong about something. #MLB #SpringTraining