The Static Rain

@AntonioCunha79 Nunca saíste da margem sul. Vai até Chinatown nesse país que tanto adoras, os Estados Perdidos da América.

Uma vergonha mundial...

@BMCPIV @republiqueBRA Nos teus? Sim, já sabemos. Junta a isso as dívidas, e és mesmo um caso absolutamente perdido, um indigente.

@TheStaticRain @republiqueBRA Muita droga nesses cornos.

🤡 🔞 Após viralizar em maio de 2024 ao flagrar um raro meteoro azul nos céus de Portugal, a jovem aproveitou o "hype" e os seguidores, criou uma conta no OnlyFans e passou a vender conteúdo adulto nas redes sociais.

@BMCPIV @republiqueBRA That's what you keep saying when you see those Africans getting undressed for you. Don't deny it, Telegram has the videos.

@TheStaticRain @republiqueBRA What the f#ck? 🤣

A Presidência Aberta termina do distrito de Leiria, com visitas, no dia 9, a Batalha, Pombal, Pedrógão Grande e Alvaiázere, e, no dia 10, aos concelhos de Leiria e Marinha Grande, onde se reunirá com os presidentes de Câmara, a Comissão de Coordenação e Desenvolvimento Regional do Centro e a Estrutura de Missão para a Reconstrução da Região Centro do país. Calado eras um poeta, ou irias parecer muito mais inteligente do que és.

Podia aproveitar para ir ver como está Leiria. Parece que toda a gente já se esqueceu do que aconteceu.

@earlyvotedata A so called "history buff" that knows nothing about geopolitics. The typical American dimwit.

As an American the single biggest thing that repulses me about Europeans is the fact that when you ask for relatively simple and easy things, they kick and scream at you like you are some sort of monster. The USA is done being used. Get in the game or sit on the sidelines.

@LiberalPT 1.15 milhões de euros saem dos nossos impostos directamente para a IL. Quando é que fazem uma proposta para deixarem de receber esta quantia?

⚡️BAIXAR A FATURA DA ENERGIA RETIRANDO A TAXA DA RTP A Iniciativa Liberal já tentou privatizar a RTP, foi rejeitado. A Iniciativa Liberal já propôs eliminar a taxa da RTP para baixar a fatura da electricidade. É uma taxa que não tem que estar nessa fatura. MAIS NENHUM PARTIDO ACOMPANHOU A taxa ainda lá está todos os meses para todos pagarem, vejam ou não, tenham TV ou não.

@FalkTG Someone has just applied for a VISA to visit the United States and is writing bullshit on X to try and cover his tracks

I repeat: The U.S. sent thousands of its 19 years old soldiers to die in Normandy, to free Europe and to end the biggest crime against humanity ever commited - by Europeans. It was just 81 years ago. The whole reason, France, Benelux etc. 🇫🇷 exist today is because of this heroism. My grandparents could grow up in a liberal democracy. Without the U.S. they would be raised at the H*tler Youth. We Europeans would still be in wars again and again, like 1914, 1866, 1870, 1795 etc. They brought peace, democracy, liberty and human rights. They invested billions of U.S. Dollars into Europe with the Marshall Fund. They gave us more than we ever had in our history before. They protected us for 7 decades with hundreds of thousands of soldiers against the cruelties of the Soviet Union. The terror we can see nowadays in Donetsk, would have happened in Bavaria, Bourgogne or the Netherlands in 1950 if there wasn’t the U.S. 🇺🇸 Who do we Europeans think we are to let that nation down, act like bad allies, calling their President names every day on television - and have full confidence we stand better alone. All of instagram is just about, why we’re better than the U.S. We owe them so much. We Europeans are most arrogant species on earth. And to cure this we have to face the truth.

@BMCPIV @republiqueBRA Tu gastas a ver gajos, vai dar ao mesmo, Bruno "não me devolvem o IRS" Burro

@republiqueBRA A culpa não é delas, é dos gajos que gastam dinheiro em putas virtuais.

@IMAO_ Without Portugal you wouldn't be able to launch Operation Pathetic Taco Fury. Donny already stated that he wants to Make Venezuela Great Again, the US is already too boring for him, now that he destroyed it.

Europe is kind of useless now and basically feels like it's on hospice, so America is making some better closest allies. We now got the tech geniuses Japan and the badasses of Israel as our cool friends. Not sure who to add next? Maybe Argentina?

@P_Incensuravel Alguém ficou com medo de ir à tropa

Ventura, vai te ***** , com todo o respeito. Sei que me segues no X, portanto espero que vejas isto. MORRER POR UM PAÍS NÃO É OBRIGAÇÃO DE NINGUÉM. REPITO, NINGUÉM! Os militares são pagos, para isso mesmo, defender a pátria e o cidadão paga impostos coercivamente para isso. Queres guerra? VAI TU e leva os teus filhos contigo primeiro. Depois de ires para a guerra e levares os teus filhos, aí sim, tens moral para mandar o filho dos outros para a guerra. Porque eu já expliquei isto várias vezes. Num avião em caso de queda, a pessoa que está em situação de maior risco de vida é o piloto que tem que ser o último a abandonar. Numa escola, o último a sair e com maior risco de vida, é o professor que tem que salvaguardar que os alunos saem bem de vida. Na guerra é completamente o contrário - os políticos ficam na safezone, enquanto usam do exército para capturar o seu povo. ESTAMOS A VER ISSO NA UCRÂNIA, DITA DEMOCRÁTICA, ESTAMOS A VER ISSO NA RÚSSIA. Quem quiser fugir em caso de guerra, deve poder fugir livremente, se tiver meios para o fazer. Quais as consequências? Podem haver várias... Toma nota e faz disto lei. Perda da nacionalidade e perda de qualquer bem físico imóvel em Portugal (terrenos/casas) no caso de abandonar a sua pátria em guerra. No entanto, o Estado fica proibido de tirar qualquer bem móvel, como dinheiro, bitcoin, carros, ou o que for... Porque bens imóveis, fazem parte do país, fazem parte de Portugal. Bens móveis fazem parte da pessoa. Em caso de vitória, esses bens imóveis são distribuídos em leilões pelos combatentes que decidiram lutar por Portugal. Pronto, está resolvido. Para evitar que os políticos corruptos, mandem civis para as guerras também é fácil. Crias um projeto de lei tal como ocorre na marinha, aviação ou outra área qualquer. Nenhum político, pode jamais, enviar qualquer civil não militar para a tropa ou para o serviço militar obrigatório sem antes, este estar no campo de batalha junto com os soldados, ou em último caso, ter mandado primeiramente os seus familiares diretos para a batalhada - como mulher ou filhos. Está resolvido!!! Esta desculpa esfarrapada de 5 dias de inspeção militar é só uma desculpa esfarrapada para poderes ter os jovens subordinados ao Estado. Se me perguntares... O SMO iria ajudar bastante os jovens em termos físicos e mentais... Completamente, não tenho dúvidas nenhumas. MAS HÁ UMA MÁXIMA QUE NÃO PODE SER DESRESPEITADA - O ser humano deve ser livre e jamais ser um escravo do Estado. NINGUÉM TEM QUE MORRER PELAS ELITES. AS ELITES QUE SE MATEM - DEIXEM O POVO EM PAZ!

Can you feel the ego radiating off this one? It’s magnificent. It’s like watching a guy win a game of Monopoly and then deciding he’s actually the literal King of Atlantic Avenue. ​"I’m polling higher than anybody has ever polled in Venezuela." Of course you are! When you’ve just sent 150 aircraft and captured the previous guy, the polls tend to skew in your favor. It’s amazing how "popular" you become when you’re the guy holding the keys to the food trucks and the oil wells. It’s not a poll; it’s a hostage situation with better PR! ​And the Spanish part? "I will quickly learn Spanish. I’m good at language." This is the same guy who’s been speaking English for eighty years and we’re still not 100% sure he’s finished learning that one yet! He thinks Spanish is just adding an "o" to the end of every word. "I want the oil-o! Give me the gold-o! We’re gonna build a wall-o, but this time, it’s a sea-wall-o!" ​But the real kicker is the "I’m going to run for president" bit. It’s the ultimate expansion pack. He’s bored with the U.S. He’s already tried to buy Greenland, he’s already threatened to nuke the European financial system, so now he wants a new hobby. Why not be the President of Venezuela? He can run the oil, wear a fancy sash, and finally have a country where the "fake news" is actually just a guy with a megaphone whom he can have arrested. ​It’s the American Dream, folks: if you can’t get the approval ratings you want at home, just invade a place where the people are too hungry to argue and tell them they love you. It’s not "regime change"; it’s a career pivot! He’s going from "Leader of the Free World" to "Landlord of the Southern Hemisphere." ​And the best part? People will believe it! There are guys in Ohio right now saying, "Yeah, Donny would be great for Caracas. He’ll get those tacos moving!" We’re living in a cartoon, and the writers have clearly run out of ideas, so they’re just throwing darts at a map. "Venezuela? Sure! Spanish? Easy! Polling? 100%!" It’s a comedy, but nobody’s laughing because we’re all stuck in the front row and the exit doors are locked. ¡Vámonos, baby! The circus is moving south!

@spencerlovescow @AustinsStocks @Devon_Eriksen_ What's more embarrassing, you stupid twat, is that you can't understand that not all of us are a bunch of ignorant morons that never read a book, such as yourself. My posts are writen by myself, not by a AI system that is biased towards your stupid view of the world

@TheStaticRain @AustinsStocks @Devon_Eriksen_ Also, kinda embarrassing that you use ChatGPT to write your shitty X tweets 🫶🏻

Europe's disease is not a disease of America. It is a disease of World War 2. In 1946, after we rescued them from themselves and each other, Europeans crawled out of the rubble they had made of their continent, looked around at their mess, wept for a bit, and then formed the wrong conclusions. They decided that ethnic nations are bad. That patriotism is bad. That supporting your tribe, in preference to random strangers, is bad. They decided that these things had led to the horrors of global war and genocide in Europe itself, and so all vestiges of loyalty to one's own people must be stamped out. Nations were, forever afterward, to be post-ethnic, post-cultural legal and economic units filled with... well, anyone, really. A bunch of people who didn't, in fact shouldn't, share values, goals, morals, customs, or even a common language. Nations were to be mere fiefs, their boundaries determined by which set of political elites controlled them. America, having not been smashed to rubble in WW2, did not share this view. We saw WW2 as an expensive adventure in bailing out Europe, which we spent our treasure and our blood on (including my own grandfather's life, and his chance to ever see his grandson) precisely because we shared cultural and ethical values with the people we were rescuing. But they hate us for it. They see our patriotism as fascism precisely because they see all patriotism as fascism. Psychologists have long understood that humans respond to favors with gratitude only up until those favors become so great that they have no hope of repaying them. At that point, their gratitude turns to resentment. How dare we believe we did them a favor? How dare I believe that my father gave up his father so Europe could be safe, peaceful, and free? Don't we know that, because ${ELABORATE MENTAL GYMNASTICS}, we didn't do them any favors by fighting that war? Don't we know that, because ${ANY PATRIOTISM = HITLER}, our love of our country and favoring of its interests makes us fascist and problematic? Well, no. I don't know that. I don't think any European nation is our ally any more. Certainly, we have shared interests, but how much does that really matter, when they refuse to act in those shared interests, because they have come to believe that acting in your people's interest is bad? They hate us too much to work with us. They resent every ounce of the burden which they are asked to share. Our support has made Europe into a pack of idle welfare recipients, complete with sense of entitlement and self-destructive behavior. But if we didn't defend them... who would? Their native populations have been purged of all patriotism, and who would blame them if they didn't fight for ruling elites that hate them? Their imported third-world barbarians won't fight for them. The very idea is laughable. What's left? And what will make them wake up and think about these questions? Perhaps they need to dig themselves out of the rubble of another war.

@spencerlovescow @AustinsStocks @Devon_Eriksen_ Que todos os teus orifícios sejam explorados

@TheStaticRain @AustinsStocks @Devon_Eriksen_ touch grass fam

@AustinsStocks @spencerlovescow @Devon_Eriksen_ Yeah, your only imaginary friend

@TheStaticRain @spencerlovescow @Devon_Eriksen_ Or Spencer is a friend of mine and you just got trolled ;) She has elite taste in IG Reels

O @AntonioCunha79 agora é especialista em política internacional e até vê documentários em Francês.

@AdaLluch There's no greater threat to Spain than people paid by Putin to say things like "There is no greater threath do Spain than our own leader, Dirty Pedro Sanchez". You are the guarra, Putin's puppet.

I’m Spanish. There is no greater threat to Spain than our own leader, Dirty Pedro Sanchez.

@ocean70707 @evacalina22 Claro que não pode explicar. A Venezuelana, amante de pedófilos e violadores, deve ter um espelho, lá na favela onde vive, onde tem uma foto do Trump para "grab her by the pussy".

@evacalina22 Quais subsídios? Pode explicar?

Acabaram os subsídios?

@Luisa10324757 @AntonioCunha79 O António nunca saiu da margem sul e quer fazer-nos acreditar que está em França. A piada faz-se sozinha.

@AntonioCunha79 Tanto nacionalismo e não compra as algarvias...

Ainda hoje comprei tangerinas de Israel em França. Deliciosas.

We’re in April 2026, and the "I told you so" chickens aren't just coming home to roost: they’re moving into the guest bedroom and charging rent. ​You’ve got all these people who voted for the "Great Negotiator" because they thought he’d bring back the $1.50 gallon of gas and make the economy "roar" again. Well, the economy is roaring, alright, it’s roaring like a chainsaw in a library. Inflation is hitting 71% disapproval, and the only thing "roaring" is the sound of people opening their utility bills and screaming into a pillow. ​The same folks who cheered for the tariffs are now looking at the price of a toaster and wondering if they can just heat their bread over a candle. The Tax Foundation is saying these tariffs are a $1,000 tax hike per household, and suddenly "America First" feels a lot like "My Wallet Last." It turns out when you tax everything that comes across the border, the companies don't just "absorb" the cost out of the goodness of their hearts: they pass it on to the guy in the red hat who’s now struggling to buy a box of cereal. ​They voted to "nuke the welfare state," and now they’re shocked that the fallout includes their own Medicaid and ACA subsidies. We’ve got 10 million people at risk of losing coverage, and the "TrumpRX" program they were promised covers about 60 drugs. Sixty! You can find more variety in a vending machine at a bus station. People are looking at the price of their heart meds and realizing that "winning" feels a lot like being broke and sick. ​Then there’s the war. The "Anti-War" candidate who was going to keep us out of global conflicts is currently in a high-stakes standoff with Iran that’s sent approval ratings into the basement: 33%, folks! That’s lower than the chance of finding a vegetable in a fast-food salad. 17% of his own voters are now saying, "Uh, maybe I should’ve read the fine print." ​It’s the classic American cycle: they vote for the guy who promises to burn the system down, and then they act surprised when their own house catches fire. They wanted "disruption," and they got it! They got a government shutdown, lines at the airport, and a stock market that’s doing a backflip into a concrete floor. ​So now we’ve got the "Regret Tour." People are sitting in their living rooms, surrounded by expensive groceries and no health insurance, watching the news about Greenland and thinking, "Wait... I voted for this because I didn't like the other lady?!? " It would be tragic if it wasn't so predictable. But hey, at least they’ve got the "star-spangled boxers" to wipe away the tears. Too bad they probably cost forty bucks now thanks to the textile tariffs. Welcome to the future, kids! Hope you kept the receipt, because there are no refunds in this comedy!

@spencerlovescow @AustinsStocks @Devon_Eriksen_ The bot network 😂😂😂

@AustinsStocks @TheStaticRain @Devon_Eriksen_ thank you