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@ChaosVenk @TheGoldenRatio4 All the SNAX!

@TheGoldenRatio4 Yes hello! I am Ella, cutest puppy-eyed spokes dog ever 🥹. The squad deserves some extra dinners for being so cute, don’t you think? 😉

Spokesdog????

@IngoBurghardt Does that subtitle translate to - what the fuck, America?

German Word of the Week?

Thanks, dad

@grjeepsnstuff Thank you for doing that....it's amazing...

I am very tired and somewhat achy. My county had over 40K early ballots cast. There were 30 teams of us opening envelopes and checking precincts so that’s an average of 1333 each!

@BadLegalTakes Free speech says you can say things. It doesn't mean people can't tell you that you're a fucking idiot.

@dinahaddie Need help kicking ass? We ride at dawn. I'll bring a torch.

My 7yo daughter came home from school and told us that a boy in her class tried to kiss her at recess. When she ran away from him, another boy from their class chased after her and HELD HER DOWN for him. I am fucking seething.

@grjeepsnstuff That's shitty. We all work with what we have, and choose how to use it.

I’m hurt. Friend went to the Eras tour like a year ago and then made a video using a TikTok sound that said “there are 2 kind of people in the world: Eras Tour attendees, and peasants.” And now she’s traveled across the country to go a second time. I can’t afford once.

@weather_katie Mansplaining at it's finest...

I'm going to go scream into the abyss now...

@EliMcCann Congratulations!!! 🎉

Family update: we are so thrilled to bring our new little baby boy home. The dogs need a brother who will eventually be able to drop food onto the floor. We named him West and we are hoping he will save our marriage. So so grateful for everyone who helped bring him to us.

I HEAR MY HOOMAN COMING BACK TO HER DESK I MUST FIRST GIVE YOU FREE PLUSHIE MONIES BEFORE I GO!!!! RT THIS AND FOLLOW @MAKESHIP AND TMRW WHEN SHE TAKES HER LUNCH BREAK I WILL PICK 3 WINNERS TO GET $50 GIFT CARDS 💸💸💸

@StatePharmJ @GrrCON Wait. It actually does NOT fall on an annual trip this year. This may be possible...

I have been excited about returning to @GrrCON since the closing ceremonies last year, if you are planning to attend please find me and say hey. If you too are as excited as a kid in a candy store AND you want to help out, consider volunteering! It is a ton of fun!

@jencoleslaw @Capitals Please smooch for me.

@Ell_o_Punk My sigline quote is this - The expert in anything was once a beginner! - Cyber can be overwhelming.

@EliMcCann I needed that laugh this morning!!! 🤣

My official statement about what happened at my house this weekend. itjustgetsstranger.com/an-affair-to-f…

@jencoleslaw 10/10 would vote for!

@CheeseyComics @GoldenRatioOTD Aren't they all?

@GoldenRatioOTD Was it her sockie?

21/7/23 On this day: Vink had a sockie!

@RayRedacted We who choose to surround ourselves with lives more temporary than our own, live within a fragile circle, easily and often breached. Unable to accept its awful gaps, we still would live no other way. We cherish memory as the only certain immortality. 'The Once Again Prince'

Today we had to put down our precious Labradoodle Amber. She had been a loyal companion to both of our children their entire lives. Please hug your children and give your pets an extra treat today. Or vice versa. Your call I am not quite myself right now

@redwyrmofficial Everything is better with spiders.

What do you add to your monsters to make them more interesting? #dnd

@guacgifs Glad you're OK!!!!

I was in bike lane and a car hit me on my way to work 😭 my bike and I are okay, but omg I wish I looked this good bandaged up: