Jake, maybe from State Farm?

Never deleting this app

Reminder early bird tickets go on sale at 11:30pm ET. They will go quick grrcon.com/tickets

Legend. Fuck maga indeed

The Municipal Police of Madrid has published the video of Paco's training exercises, the hero dog who saves and performs cardiac massage (CPR) on the officer who fainted (as a simulation), and it's winning hearts worldwide. ❤️

@Gadget440 @0x686967 At first glance I thought this was that weird dude who talks about sunning his butthole and sniffs his fingers after fondling his man veggies…

🚨 "Aplha Male" influencer Wes Watson has been arrested on 5 felony charges after allegedly beating his girlfriend leaving her in the ER with a black eye, cuts and bruises. The charges: 1. ROBBERY BY SUDDEN SNATCHING WO FIREARM OR WEAPON Bail: $0.00 2. FELONY BATTERY Bail: $0.00 3. AGG ASSAULT W/ INTENT COMMIT FELONY - DATING VIOL Bail: $0.00 4. TAMPERING W/WITN HINDER/DELAY/ETC WITN COMMUN TO L Bail: $0.00 5. FALSE IMPRISONMENT OF PERSON Bail: $0.00 He was already out on bail for a seprate felony assault charge.

🚨 Rep. Thomas Massie says Epstein’s island rapists should be in prison, “even billionaires,” some still in the U.S. Senate. Whoever agrees retweet.

who are you supporting in 2028? AOC or JD Vance

Hey infosec frens! I need a speaker for May SecKC, one of our speakers had a work schedule change that is going to cause him to be unable to attend. Let me know if you are interested in coming to KC and giving a talk; we can pay for travel and we shall feed thee!! Thanks all!

@HackingDave My dog and cats have been mad since DST ended, now they are completely confused and somehow constantly hungry. We need to just pick one time standard, and stick with it. #PreachingtotheChoir I know

Daylight savings time is the worst. I mean I can handle it, my kids complaining but can handle it - but my dog? Still pissed she's not getting her food right at the proper time and it's an hour late. Her judging me is the worst 😂

@sysadafterdark @thedatabunny It was under $3 last week, within 3 days of 💣💣 it started climbing

@sysadafterdark @thedatabunny Midland right now

Gasoline prices around me are now $3.80

@sysadafterdark @electrifying Stay safe!

All, A tornado decimated the area I live. Everything I host will be down until further notice. I was unable to make it home tonight and will be staying with a family member until downed trees and power lines are cleaned up. I’m going to attempt to make it home tomorrow. Thanks.

@DanielleKaatz We were there yesterday, definitely worth a trip for the experience!

It’s funny I’ve lived about 45 mins from Frankenmuth almost my entire life and I’ve still never been to this restaurant. Or Bronners. Bronners is the one I feel like I really need to go to more than anything.

I mean, Trump was right. He said if we voted for Kamala, we'd be at war with Iran in a year. Well, I voted for her and indeed, we are now at war with Iran.

@shelbystardust I’ll be picking up a few soon, so hard to decide which ones are first!

Day 13 of sharing my spooky scary paintings until I find people who are just as weird as me

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@StatePharmJ That gives me an idea

What the fuck man? This hurts so much.

KASH PATEL: “There’s no credible information that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked minors.” He perjured himself in a sworn statement before Congress. He must be immediately arrested and charged under 18 U.S. Code § 1621.