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@SasquatchVinnie Time to break out my old Garmin.

Can’t wait to miss my exit because Apple Maps was too busy showing me a 30 second ad

@BBGreatMoments Catching a ball at 1000 mph. Basically, Don’t Do It!

An incredible close up of a catcher’s glove receiving a 100mph fastball.

@WallStreetApes @NunuLives Those are NY rats.

Foreigners are running street vendor food carts in New York roasting up guinea pigs There are roughly only 4 counties on this entire planet that eat guinea pigs as food Foreign invaders are turning our country into a 3rd world

@JLas43_ And this guy is one of the highest paid players in the league. So defense doesn’t matter.

@ThisTime421 It does matter because it gets added to the highlight reel of him misplaying fly balls and doubt creeps back into the minds of the decision makers who already moved away from him in the past because of his defense

Just can’t happen man. It sucks but you can’t be doing this at the major league level.

@wvfunnyguy That’s nasty. And cooking in the microwave is horrible. I’ve never had a problem cooking bacon. 🥓

I’m truly gonna have to try this bacon cooking hack? How did I not know this?

@Marlayna29 And big colorful glasses! 😂

Should i dye my hair pink and get a septum piercing?

@sizzle_sarah 160lb blanket with boundary issues.

I’d take the pup over the blanket any day.😌

@TGrammie2 Smart phones destroyed society.

I don't care what anyone says, life was just better back then

@washghost1 It needs the flat back window. Not the aero.

A rendering of what a new Monte Carlo would look like

@gpatterson828 A used 1960’s Mustang.

I’d put down payment on a car

@GinaMuscato Wait! This guy is one of the highest payed players in the league.

A major league player catches this ball. Period. But y’all go ahead & keep crying about how the Yankees are “ruining” him. 😂

@24tog Work construction. Come home dirty. Wash when I get home. Why wash in the AM if I’m just going to work to get dirty.

@FoxNews How do you fire insane Judges? @grok

Man found not guilty by reason of insanity in killing of pregnant Seattle woman, unborn child foxnews.com/us/man-found-n…

@ImMeme0 @Doug32008989 Those are rats.

Guinea pigs, considered pets in America, are being grilled right on the streets of NYC.

@honeymoon250 I didn’t know she actually sang songs.

$20,000 to never listen to a Taylor Swift song again. Are you taking the offer ?

@TalkinYanks After getting sent to Triple A, I would’ve done the same.

Jasson Dominguez narrowly avoided a complete disaster

@TrollingCanuck There’s a difference? Oh wait. There’s Waldo.

@Amer1can_Barbie Yeah baby she likes it raw…..

Tbf this is the only meat that would go near her…

@alphafox I’m over them. That’s all I say.

Is it true what they say about nurses?