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Look what I found in my house 💔💔😭 What should I do??

@dammiedammie35 Relationships are a poverty alleviation scheme in Nigeria.

“As my talking-stage partner, you ask me if l've eaten and I say no; don't you know you're supposed to ask for my account details so I can buy food?” - Lady says as she reveals how to spot a guy who isn't serious during the talking stage.

@shelovesore A single movie ticket isn’t N15k

You guys should go to cinemas, those places are empty, people are not going to watch movies at the cinema anymore, and I don’t even blame them honestly. 1 movie ticket is about 15k, apart from popcorn Let’s say you’re on a date and you’re paying for 2, that’s already 30k Now include popcorn for two, that’s about 8-10k Everything will be about 40k. All this excluding transportation Imagine going to see a movie for almost 50k. Omo

@miriamogb Gosh

Men who are extremely clean and keep their space tidy are one of the most narcissistic and manipulative people you can ever meet.

@omoelerinjare How was she able to get into the safe?

A woman has exposed her home care worker for stealing $11,000 from her savings.The worker had full access to the house. She reportedly saw the woman handing money to her son to keep in the safe whenever she received cash.When the woman later checked her savings and discovered $11,000 was missing, they searched the worker. They found part of the money on her and also saw her chat with a bureau de change, asking for the current dollar-to-naira exchange rate.

@instablog9ja Onijibiti too has an opinion. Has she refunded the money people contributed for her fake cancer?

All Rosy Meurer has ever done is protect you. We know her for nothing except being your wife. You have a w+cked pattern — Relationship expert Blessing Okoro blasts Olakunke Churchill

@omoelerinjare The expression on the face of the guy with the cap is the very definition of *stares motherfuckerly*

@itzchristunique Tell her to piss off.

This is crazy!!! I just moved into this estate two days ago.. Today a woman came to my flat to tell me about their "recognition fee" According to her, once a new tenant moves in, he or she is expected to pay the sum of ₦250,000 as "tenant recognition fee" The ₦250,000 will be used to buy drinks and gifts to officially welcome the tenant. Neither the agent or landlord told me this when I paid my rent.. So after paying the sum of ₦1,700,000 as rent fee, I will still have to pay hungry tenant another ₦250,000 I reported it to the agent and he said it's none of his business "they have rules, follow it" The self acclaimed estate vise president said I will be disassociated if I don't pay it.. Please what will you do if you are the one cause this is crazy!!..?? Is that how you people that are living in estate do? This is my first time moving into estate.. Somebody talk to me please....

@MbarkCherguia Running in the opposite direction.

Serious question: If you found a baby bear in the woods, what are you doing first?

@instablog9ja When in doubt, rice.

First Lady Oluremi Tinubu flags off distribution of 100 trucks of rice, N1.2bn palliatives to northern states and FCT

@Raindropsmedia1 This just shows the limit of her interests and outlook. Anyone with a passing interest in sports knows who he is. He is one of the greatest shooters in NBA history. Mainstream pop culture popularity has no value to a professional athlete at the tail end of his career.

Podcast host Madame Joyce doubles down while responding to backlash for claiming that Klay Thompson is only known because of Megan Thee Stallion. She then goes on to claim that reality TV star NeNe Leakes is more popular than the top 10 current NBA players.

@VideosVuvu None of the eagles friends are going to believe this story.

A deadly Black Mamba is snatched mid-air by a Snake Eagle… but the hunter becomes the hunted as the snake twists free and locks onto the eagle’s talons in a brutal struggle. Before either can escape, lions arrive on the scene, turning the chaos into a full-scale battle-leaving the trapped eagle with almost no chance of breaking free. #videosvuvu

@Queen_sandy9 If regulators are appointed to regulate these things where will they even start from?

After paying inspection fee of 20,000 naira to an agent to help me get a room self contain 😭. This is what this man came to show me 😡 in Surulere Did you even see the toilet?🚽 Guess the amount of this place 550,000 naira yearly I am to pay for 2 years that is 1.1m 😂 then agent and agreement 400k Total package 1.5m 😂 😡 This man just spoilt my mood 😠

@Barristerstreet Ever since a whole government minister came out to attack and harass a young girl taking part in beauty pageant for having a Nigerian name even though she’d been born and bred in South Africa was the day I decided that place was not a place I would ever visit.

🇿🇦 JUST IN: Xenophobic mobs continue to unleash violence against Black Africans. Residents have been urged to remain indoors and protect their belongings as unrest linked to xenophobic violence intensifies in parts of Johannesburg. Authorities and locals describe the situation as volatile, with warnings to avoid unnecessary movement.

@BukolaOfGod__ Na part of the thing wey kill Steve Jobs be this.

"27-year-Old woman who ate only fruit passed away." Healthy living done end the living. Abeg make I go chop swallow. Na God create fufu and amala 😂

@TMZ Oh no.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: "Mission: Impossible" star Ving Rhames collapses in a restaurant. What we know: tmz.me/bH9JB0B

@instablog9ja If there was a pattern of consistent electricity then this behaviour will stop. How can you expect someone who has been in a boiling hot house without electricity for a week not to switch on his AC when he doesn’t know when the electricity could disappear again in 30 mins?

“The way people use electricity is the problem. Once there’s light, they switch on freezers, washing machines, pumping machines and other appliances, consuming a week’s energy in just one hour” — NEPA official in Bayelsa says