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@CBSMornings CBS needs to put that tired old jackass Gayle out to pasture.

You never know who you're going to run into trackside at a NASCAR race 👀

@DesireeAmerica4 There are better ways to solve this rather than the courts. Enough said.

The audacity of this woman is going to drive you insane. ​D.C. squatter Shadija Romero was finally evicted after hijacking an Airbnb. Now? She’s suing the victim for $500,000. ​She claims her "luxury items" (like 12 Coach bags) were damaged during the eviction. ​The worst part is that the homeowners are forced to pay out-of-pocket legal fees just to fight these frivolous claims in court. The system allows squatters to financially drain their victims long after they’re gone. ​Are we protecting criminals while punishing property owners?

@nypost Can’t we just say three black women?

Three women yanked off plane, arrested at Miami airport after refusing to pay extra baggage fee trib.al/Q4eE8n9

@DrAlmarielao Couldn’t stop looking at that herpes sore on her lip.

“45 minutes in line… just to be told NO?” 🌯😳 A woman says she waited nearly an hour during a Chipotle BOGO promo, thinking she scored a deal; until everything flipped at the counter. “I just stood in line for 45 minutes for the buy one, get one… and she tells me I can’t use it,” she says, still sitting in her car. “Like… what do you mean NO?” Frustrated, she posted her receipt, convinced the whole thing was a scam. But here’s the twist; people in the comments noticed something she completely missed… and suddenly the situation didn’t look the same anymore. Was this bad customer service?

@ThomasSowell It’s always the fat ugly ones.

Women record themselves sitting through the national anthem.

@fox4kc On June first, the you know who’s will say I didn’t know, and I gots no money, so cans I ride fo free.

Beginning June 1, public transit throughout the region will begin charging fares. fox4kc.com/news/kcata-bus…

@kmbc Maybe he should try Nashville.

Sherman has indicated he'd like an entertainment complex as part of his new ballpark plans: kmbc.com/article/royals…

@WallStreetApes Don’t buy it or shut the fuck up.

The McDonald’s Hot Fudge Sundae used to only cost 99 cents American shows what it looks like now, and they have resisted the price to $4 It looks much smaller, they don’t fill it all the way and it no longer comes with a pack of chopped peanuts But it’s now 4x the price….

@SusieM414141 If it is that much trouble, keep your tired ass at home.

What someone with Celiac Disease has to go through just to go out to eat a nice juicy steak.

@EricSpracklen When you are busy giving away free shit, there is seldom enough money left to make things livable for the regular tax payers.

American cities are literally crumbling while we are spending billions every day fighting a war in Iran. When will we end the madness and put America first?

@CBSMornings @AdrianaDiaz @vladduthiersCBS The Rajesh koothrapalli affliction.

Michael Fincke, astronaut aboard SpaceX's Crew-11, says his mission was cut short after he suddenly lost the ability to speak while on the International Space Station, a medical episode that doctors believe was space-related. He told @AdrianaDiaz and @vladduthiersCBS that he felt like he “let his friends down,” but crewmates and NASA officials ultimately ordered him to stop apologizing. cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/new…

@kcmotalkradio @PeteMundo Can you imagine how kc would react if they lost etax from both the royals and chiefs.

John Sherman to @PeteMundo: "We are still having conversations with Kansas..." on the possibility of the Royals joining the Chiefs in a move to Kansas. 👀 #FountainsUp

@CBSMornings Supposedly we landed on the moon in 1969, and now we’re having trouble just getting back to orbit it.

"We have to seize that moment": NASA is hoping to lift off on Wednesday on its Artemis II mission, which will send a four-member crew on a nine-day trip around the moon and back before splashing down off the coast of San Diego. cbsn.ws/4bUCGxs

@FurkanGozukara He’s just pissed because his pool of young boys to molest is drying up.

Absolute bombshell. Pope Leo directly rebukes Pete Hegseth for trying to frame the Iran war as a Christian holy crusade. The Pope declares God will not listen to their prayers because their hands are full of blood. A devastating moral condemnation of the Pentagon.

@AntiWokeMemes He sure is a sensitive man.

“I really don’t like that you put a Bible verse on my food without my consent" What is your advice for this MAN pretending to be a WOMAN? 🏳️‍⚧️

@outkylies Putting ketchup on a hotdog is an abomination in the eyes of god.

esse é o famoso cachorro quente mexicano! quem aí conseguiria comer um desse?

@BRICSinfo But the church will not reject their money.

JUST IN: Catholic Pope Leo XIV says God rejects prayers of leaders who start wars.

@FoxNews Is agitator a new adjective for “black”?

DIRECT THREAT: An agitator spray-paints "kill your local ICE agent" on the side of a federal building in Los Angeles as thousands marched through the city's downtown for the "No Kings" protest.

@TheBabylonBee More people have been killed in the name of god and religion than any other reason.

Pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible buff.ly/tWfpECv

@MbarkCherguia Taste like chicken.

What can you say?