Uffda Jen

I came home tipsy from the bar and the cathole tried to convince me that his reliable automatic feeder somehow failed. So now we are standing in the kitchen as I eat a fruit-by-the-foot and he glares at me

Sunny morning drinking coffee with all my friends on the porch

@stlcsb @StlStreets The lights at Jefferson and Market have been out/blinking red for almost two days now. Any eta on when it will be fixed? It cause a huge mess during rush hour

I just had to explain to the interns what a shark bite style of top is. I have never felt older.

Good luck to all those in an office today who don’t care about basketball. May the odds be ever in your favor.

No bunny knows Easter like Goose Willis. He’s ready for spring and peanut butter eggs.

@BarbieRaeJepsen Seriously one of the best! I have a 5 year old in my life and I am introducing her to this album this weekend so it is ALL PARIS ALL THE TIME

@UffdaJen ok sorry for the random comment lol, but THIS THIS THIS!! it's SUCH an underrated album. Nothing in This World is one of my favorite songs ever

Soundtrack for my early morning bakery run - Paris Hilton Stars Are Blind

@ucitygal I got mine with the chicken which was a nice sweetness. And the kewpie mayo helps. It was very messy though for a picnic food

@UffdaJen Cool! That’s what I was hoping. I can’t do the normal super spice. I’m such a traitor to my heritage. 🤣

Lovely night in the park with chili oil noodles from Tiny Chef and sparkling pink wine that matched the sunset.

@ucitygal Not terrible! I could handle it. Kind of tingly but not burny

@UffdaJen How spicy? I’ve been debating.

St Louis folks, we are drinking Irish gin tomorrow night! Come join us and get a sneak tasting of the new fig and laurel gin (in the prettiest purple bottle).

@Reginaishere_ Yikes! This mob mentality of shaming is getting a little too much. I saw the flag outside after the show and LOVED it! It was a fun fan-bonding moment

not this person accusing me when I just TOOK A PICTURE OUTSIDE THE VENUE WITH THE FLAG wtf is wrong with you

@bestwest0105 @wiliamest As someone who just found and binged this, can confirm it is STRESSING me out currently lol

@wiliamest My current AU seems to be stressing ppl so if you wanna give it a go 😅 archiveofourown.org/works/72374356…

looking for williamest fics that will stress the hell out of me. if you have one please send them my way 🤲🏻

Morning market by our hotel!

Night market Los Angeles

Adventure time

@boozeandbl Oh hellllllllll no

Microaggression aside, I had an AMAZING time at the LYKN concert & FanDay with PondPhuwin and WilliamEst! Editing the footage for a BRAND NEW video for my YouTube channel — stay tuned 👀 #gmmtv #gmmtvfanday #gmmtvfandaynyc #lykn #pondphuwin #williamest #thaibl #thaiblseries #blfandom #bldrama #boyslove #fujoshi #fudanshi #blfan #asianbl #blcommunity #concertvibes #fanevent #creatorlife #blackcreator #blackgirlcreator #fyp #fypシ #viralreels #tiktokcreator

@boozeandbl Aaaah so excited for you! I see them this weekend!

Happy Women’s History Month

Wait is it 12:53 am or 11:53 pm or is it 1:53 am? Damn, I normally am not up to witness a daylights saving moment.