Uffda Jen

I came home tipsy from the bar and the cathole tried to convince me that his reliable automatic feeder somehow failed. So now we are standing in the kitchen as I eat a fruit-by-the-foot and he glares at me

Current status: porch = tiny urban jungle oasis. Emotional status: deeply attached to these plants despite knowing full well I now have 10 new opportunities to disappoint Mother Nature. If keeping all of these alive becomes my summer personality, so be it.

Chewy really said “Happy Mother’s Day to the woman raising an absolute menace” and sent me a painting of The Cathole! This is wildly thoughtful customer service from a company that keeps my chonky feline tyrant stocked with fancy diet food. 10/10 emotional manipulation, @Chewy

The cathole is channeling his inner passenger princess and getting cat hair all over our favorite 5 year olds booster chair.

@hongwaistchain Aaaah! My flight is delayed and just saw this posted so now I can be entertained!

#JunDylan AU Objection, Your Honour. He’s My Ex! ⚖️ Chapter 1 is out now ( I am open to all the curses that come my way) archiveofourown.org/works/84671246

Charbroiled oysters and espresso martinis for lunch

Day 1 in NOLA is a wrap

First stop in New Orleans

Adventure time! Heading to New Orleans for a weekend of shenanigans, with my lucky travel charm

Laying in bed and hearing weird noises and my thinking process is 1. I am about to get murderrred. 2. Something is definitely and terribly wrong with my house and it is going to be expensive. 3. Oh, I forgot that I started this dishwasher. Never mind, everything is fine.

I made a whole stack of crochet squares and The Cathole immediately filed a formal claim as “his emotional support pile.”

Indy Jo is mastering selfies at 9 months

It’s my birthday, which means I’m fully leaning into the important things: a ridiculously pink, fluffy strawberry cake and a glass of something equally pink and sparkling.

Amazing dinner at Robin tonight

@jcloveslykn Aaah! Hiding in an office to read this at work RIGHT NOW.

folded. chapter one. { waynight / deannight / waymoth / deanmoth } archiveofourown.org/works/83962956

My super power is parallel parking on South Grand with a cherry dipped ice cream cone in my hand.

There is one thing for sure, I am not gonna wear a bra during a tornado.

Got @SteveTempleton back on for the third round today

I already ate my tornado cookies. Now what?

@CallMeFil_ @SteveTempleton He is gonna be standing on the front porch until thw twister takes him

@UffdaJen @SteveTempleton let me know if the cat goes in the hole or not.

The cathole is keeping tornado informed with @SteveTempleton