Multi-Function Idiot

@joefantabulous @Daamianski "I've detected a target, Dave. Do you want me to kill it?"

@Daamianski You don't have to tell the CIWS to fire...you have to tell it not to.

I love this video

@Cypherpunk2140 @mistressdivy is that classic teams or new teams? with a personal account or a work account? are you sure it's a work account?

@mistressdivy Wait until you see Teams.

OneDrive is the stupidest thing that has ever been developed.

@GentlemanRich1 @mistressdivy this is him!! the one guy using one drive! WOW

Have you ever lost all of your files due to hard drive crash? Like the first 10 years of your kids family photos? Ever tried to set up your own NAS, with multiple drives, and pay for the expensive back-up software? Then try and use said backup software to restore a failed drive? You could always try the "for fee" cloud service providers. Done all of that. Will stick with OneDrive, thank you. Oh, and my library contains almost 40 years of work related files that I use regularly (my "body of knowledge"), not to mention personal stuff.

@Beware_The_Bat @Awesomevideos07 Kyary Pamyu Pamyu has a video that conveys a similar idea, saying goodbye at various stages of life, with her father (the bear) by her side through all of them except the last youtube.com/watch?v=nwWm3o…

@Awesomevideos07 Is this literal or symbolic because there’a nothing really stoping a father just being nice and doing this at any time whether his daughters married or not

The last bite a father gives his daughter before she gets married… An ancient Chinese tradition 🙏🏼

@niceadult_tv @Aizawa_miyu03

FYI

@Parodyjeffx bro has to live Nick Fuentes' life for one day and he's cracked

Mark Plumber huge Canadian Heavyweight Influencer has been speaking on Israel. They just took his whole life away from him in a couple hours.

@tryhard_joe concealed weapon with a concealed weapon

You know how they say “never bring a knife to a gunfight”? What the fuck am I supposed to do if they bring this?

@firearmvideos her influencer power level doesn't matter, this is just irresponsible

So many different feelings

@_Testflight_ probably Windows 10 LTSC or IoT version

Windows 11 so ass that NASA didn't even bother with it

@officialrnintel it must be a remarkable feeling to just shoot at targets you know the government won't punish you for like living in chicago i imagine

🇺🇸🇮🇷⚡️- Insane footage of Iranians opening fire on a U.S. Black Hawk helicopter conducting search and rescue operations over southern Iran earlier today.

@akafaceUS that's an incredible amount of makeup

Will Levis’s girlfriend went viral at the NFL draft, tripled her Instagram follower count and dumped him after he didn’t go in the 1st round. Shameless.

@disclosetv so was this an inductive or a deductive discovery? by which i mean, did someone determine a specific compound was necessary, and that compound would likely manifest in pig semen? or was someone just producing pig semen by the tank full and swimming in it

NEW - Study shows exosomes from pig semen, loaded with anti-cancer nanoparticles, then made into eyedrops, were able to breach the body's natural protective barriers and deliver anti-cancer drugs to the retina, leading to suppression of tumor cell growth. disclose.tv/id/32q6zvqncw/

@AdionC @shekhu04 WordPerfect 5.1 on DOS opened instantaneously

@shekhu04 I agree that software can be more optimized, but did you actually open a word processor in 1995? Most software had splash screens those days because starting up could take a while

In 2026, we have CPUs with billions of transistors and 2-nanometer architecture, yet it takes your laptop longer to open a basic "To-Do" app today than it took a computer in 1995 to launch a word processor. This is Wirth's Law: Software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware becomes faster. We have essentially "spent" all our hardware gains on layers of abstraction, unoptimized libraries and AI-generated code bloat

@ItalysMike54 He'll bail them out, don't worry. Biden did it for the Teamsters, and Newsom will do it for CalPERS/STRS

NYC public school teachers voted overwhelmingly for Mamdani. 64% of Teachers Union delegates voted for him. He's now raiding their pension fund!! 😂🤣

@braunfarm it's going to get worse

I love our local hardware stores, but $7.49 for these two 8.8 metric bolts should be met with capital punishment

@amuse @davidclement it was never a rail project, but a gamble on stealing enough budget to take over the country

CORRUPTION: Trump’s moon base will cost less than Newsom’s high speed rail project to nowhere. h/t @davidclement

@RealAlexJones @CieloBonit You didn't change, she did

@CieloBonit Women loved me then and they love me even more today. And I love them.

Holy crap! I would never have guessed that Alex Jones was a hottie back in the day. How is this the same person?

@DAKKADAKKA1 pretty sure i remember the same thing happening to the ottoman empire

>indians get into management positions >immediately fire everyone on staff who is American >hire literally sub 60 IQ family members >pay them double the salary Every sector. Every industry. It’s all being looted. Our country is under attack and our politicians are getting paid.

@SlymBarlova @jack1szt @Microinteracti1 @A_Revelator Our k/d ratios were about 40:1 in both conflicts "One more victory like that and we're finished" -- king phyrrus, probably

@jack1szt @Microinteracti1 @A_Revelator Yep. We remember when you gloriously withdrew from South Vietnam and it get conquered by the north. Or when you heroically fleed from Afghanistan, with billions of weaponry let behind.

A French general just looked at Trump’s plan to build a runway inside Iran to fly out uranium under active bombing. His response: “American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meetings.” This is the same man who called joining Trump’s war “buying cheap tickets for the Titanic after it hit the iceberg.” The French are not holding back. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@BrandonStraka "Your job as a police officer is to de-escalate" uh, no. as far as i've seen their job is to match every hostile move with greater escalating

Teacher slanders ICE agents as “murderers” *kid claps back* “Just because you’re yelling doesn’t mean you’re winning the argument!”