Weekly NFL Takes

My guys in the 2026 draft: Sonny Styles Arvell Reese Makai Lemon Mansoor Delane Omar Cooper Jacob Rodriguez Tacario Davis Davison Igbinosun Ephesians Prysock D’Angelo Ponds Romello Height Daylen Everette Skyler Bell Jake Slaughter Deontae Lawson Skyler Gill-Howard Kaytron Allen

This is why I love X. Absolute gold.

Going to start using "Built Like Blastoise" as a phrase to describe certain interior offensive linemen.

America lost a true patriot today. An Air Force Vet who cared deeply about his country and inspired MILLIONS. But heaven gained a legend. RIP Chuck Norris 🙏🏻

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe

*Tyler Allgeier leaves* *David Montgomery leaves* Bijan Robinson & Jahmyr Gibbs:

Baseball is meant to be watched in person Football is meant to be watched on your couch College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle

I need pats nation to help me get my followers up man 🤞🏽 y’all show me some love

Anonymous I’m a school nurse. We have a rule. Kids without lunch money get a cold cheese sandwich. Nothing else. It’s policy. This boy came in one Wednesday. Sixth grader. Stomach pain he said. I’ve been doing this twenty years. I know real stomach pain and I know hunger. “When did you last eat?” He looked at the floor. “Yesterday lunch.” Sent him to the cafeteria with a note. Told them to give him a full hot meal. Pasta. Salad. Milk. The works. Cafeteria lady looked at my note. Looked at me. Gave him the tray without a word. He ate like he hadn’t seen food in days. Probably hadn’t. Came back to my office after. “Am I in trouble?” “For what?” “For eating.” “That’s what food is for.” Started keeping granola bars, peanut butter crackers, juice boxes in my bottom drawer. For kids who come in with headaches that are really hunger. Stomachaches that are really empty. I’m not supposed to. Technically against policy. Don’t care. Told my principal once. She looked at me for a long moment..... Opened her desk drawer. Showed me her stash. Crackers. Fruit snacks. Applesauce. “What drawer?” she said. We never spoke of it again. That sixth grader is in high school now. Came to find me last spring. “I just wanted you to know I’m okay. And that I remembered. I always will.” He volunteers at a food bank on weekends. Has since he was thirteen. Best granola bars I ever bought.

@SleeperNFL Rams

If you removed QB - which team has the most talented offense in the NFL?

@OptimisticJets DL needs some work still

#Jets potential 3-4 Base Defense (Will McDonald will rotate in on 2nd & long and 3rd downs)

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@BetMGM honestly, the OL is not awful, Achane is a beast, Willis has potential. That’s one of the worst WR rooms i’ve ever seen though

Dolphins fans are already looking at the 2027 Draft

@FDSportsbook Between: JJ, ARSB, Waddle and JSN, Puka, AJB going to have to go bottom row. First two in each row are toss ups, but AJB > Waddle sells it for me

Pick the row with the best group of WRs ✍️

This is actually…insane

In 4th grade, I tried to fake being sick by holding up a thermometer to a lightbulb so I could stay home from school and watch Day 1 of the NCAA tournament. To this day, I still can't believe my own mother made me go to class with a 156 degree temperature.

@TYHilton13 @TomPelissero You haven’t played in years, but you’ll be missed. one helluva prime

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NFL is averaging a trade a day this week: 🏈Monday: QB Justin Fields to the Chiefs from the Jets. 🏈Tuesday: WR Jaylen Waddle to the Broncos from the Dolphins. 🏈Wednesday: QB Andy Dalton to the Eagles from the Panthers.

Just in: The Board of Player Representatives has elected JC Tretter to lead the NFLPA as the union’s fifth executive director.