Sturgill
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@spartinasouth Had to sell it, demographics weren't working in this part of the state for full time income, but it was a great deal
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100% @shagbark_hick vindication.
littleapostate@littleapostate
My parents bought a house in Alabama to escape the tyranny of the north during covid, and I followed after losing my job in Nashville I thought it’d be a pit stop on my way to bigger and better things, but instead Alabama is where I met a guy at a small town bar, played tennis with him, went to the beach with him, married him, bought a house with him, and gave birth to a beautiful baby girl in a hospital down the street from where we met Alabama is home now, in every sense of the word, and never in my life did I imagine I’d say that Also, it’s beautiful
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@WhiteyNorthcutt Most of ours are directed at Neal (largest southern disrespecter) and "northern" to most means only New England for what it's worth
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Every pic you'll ever see of Neil Young he just looks disgusting and vile
Truly the yankiest of Yankee

werth@werthro
Neil Young
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@DominoRxxx 🖕🏿 hes bigger and doesn't wear deodorant, squatch ain't got no mullet neither.
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I hired vanimal to show up in a SpongeBob SquarePants costume to entertain the kids I have shackled in my shed and instead he tried to sodomize them with gardening tools
Going to leave him and his company a dogshit review on Angie’s List
the Vanimal@ThatsPanicMan
Foodacris hired me to install an outdoor shower at his shed Kind of a strange request but we got him covered
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This stuff is so good. Also their kraut with caraway seeds and roasted garlic is killer.

🎄Thomas 🎄@ohiosupremacist
Ate kimchi every day for a month
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@WildcatThicket Reminds of a guy told me once he revs his engine before he start crappie fishin. Brings em in he said.
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@BuffaloByGodDan Did I mention they were 2-packs? I told my kids “I guess I need to design a vehicle for these”
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