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🇵🇰 Waqas Ali 🇺🇸
@WixMemon
Sarcastic takes on daily chaos, memes & life’s absurdities | Quick wit | random observations | unfiltered hot takes | Opinions evolve daily | satire.
Texas 가입일 Ağustos 2009
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Pakistan was setting the stage for second round of talks, the whole cities are on lockdown, waiting for high level delegates... and you hear from Iran, they are not coming.
#IranWar #Islamabad #IslamabadAccord
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter
BREAKING: Iran has rejected taking part in the second round of negotiations with the US, per Iranian state media.
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🚨🚨 CAUGHT: Over 7,600 fake diplomas were distributed for NURSING JOBS ACROSS THE UNITED STATES!
The investigation involved many international nursing candidates, including those from INDIA and HAITI who purchased these credentials to work in the U.S.
Aspiring nurses bought fake documents to pass the NCLEX (nursing board exam) and get licensed in various states, securing nursing jobs across the U.S.
oig.hhs.gov/fraud/enforcem…
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@WaqasQadar why do you get stomach problem on the clock? "once a year"?
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In Pakistan we eat this only when got some stomach problems, once a year.
Sayantika@SayantikaSays
Mfs eat this Carb slob twice a day for 365 days and wonder why they've a huge pot belly 😭🙏🏻 you guys crazy
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@theepicmap they have a housing crisis, not homeless situation!
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@Breaking911 Explain to me, when did this term "Domestic Shooting" get into existence?
It is a shooting incident stemming from a domestic disturbance, not a domestic shooting incident.
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@BNONews what is domestic shooting?
i have heard of domestic disputes, domestic unrest, domestic fights...
have we domesticated shootings too?
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@bigmonkeong if he lies that he has found water on mars, then why not?
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do you think nasa would actually spend billions of dollars to get one person back from space if it was real life
doctor idk@bigmonkeong
nw the martian
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@HumansNoContext on the green color, i was wondering if that 1 drop which got stuck to the cup was going to make it less of a green, and it did, he had to add 2 drops to fix it...
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@weechoz If you paid money, you have to feel good!
if you paid more money, you have to feel better!
if you paid even more money, you have to feel best!
that's the game
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pra mim isso aqui é tão pega trouxa nada enfia na minha cabeça que fazer vários hematomas nas costas realmente ajuda em alguma coisa
zenally nara@zenallyna
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@CollinRugg at this point i am convinced, hot air balloons are just stupidity... they are not fun, they are super dangerous, they have a mind of their own, pretty much like early 19th century donkey-carts with no brakes...
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NEW: Man walks out to his backyard to find 13 people in a hot air balloon basket looking back at him in Temecula, California.
The resident, Hunter Perrin, says he was watching TV on Saturday morning when he got a knock on his front door from his neighbor.
"We walked into the backyard and there's this basket full of 13 people, just sitting in the backyard looking at us," Perrin said.
According to one of the hot air balloon riders, the pilot had to make an emergency landing because there wasn't enough wind and they had only a little fuel left.
The pilot tried landing in the street but ended up in the backyard.
No one was injured, and there was no property damage.
Video: HPerrin / YouTube
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@26ers_bp115 i wouldn't eat that fish for a $1000 bucks...
$3000 is another matter.
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@ushijimanvoice seems like innocent human train incident, and sudden death during zombie virus... nothing strange here... please move on..
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