WorkInSocialTheySaid

social media managers rt’ing the account they run from their personal account

social media managers in 2056BC

me: this escape room sucks my boss: this is your job

he’s a 10 but he calls twitter ‘x’

me: i love working in social media it’s so fun and creative also me trying to be fun and creative

starting to wonder if we ever find what it is we’re scrolling for

me in every meeting suggesting memes

marketing people making it to december

“your eyes are so pretty”
thanks you should have seen them when they still had spark in them

after spending a decade in social media management i actually think my dream job is generational wealth

@moneyries * takes notes *

@WorkInSocial_ drugs of course

in your 20s you will be asked if you want to run your company’s facebok page. it is very important that you pretend you didn’t hear that person and carry on learning how to do literally anything else for money

self care and it’s just me closing tiktok

@svershbow the casual facebook page post to social media manager meme page pipeline

@WorkInSocial_ gateway drug

@moneyries but brian how do i cope with the existential crises

@WorkInSocial_ disagree entirely. managing your company’s brand page gives you experience w content, audience, leadership comms, crisis, brand marketing, analytics, and everything in between

@oog84__ thanks oog

@WorkInSocial_ oog see tribe elder ask young oog to paint cave wall with berry juice. oog pretend busy sharpening stick instead. stick more useful than pretty wall. love, oog

me: “please god stop giving me hard battles. im not your strongest soldier” god: “i’m not. it’s literally logging in to meta business suite”

social media managers be like “i needed this” and it’s just throwing their phone in to a fucking lake

me reading everyone’s AI linkedin think pieces

babe what’s up you’ve barely touched your Q4 deliverables

“are you okay?” no i chose to work in social media