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@elliot_solution This was one of the songs they sang for him then in Delta state (Ibori na man oh odidigbodigbo, you dey look am e dey go oh, you dey look am e dey enter)🤣🤣
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A Nigerian man was working as a cashier at a DIY (hardware) store in London.
He was caught letting his wife steal £200 worth of materials.
Both convicted.
One year later he was arrested again.
This time at Euston station with another man’s stolen credit card.
Convicted again.
He returned to Nigeria.
And he ran for governor of Delta State.
Nigerian law said you cannot run if you have a criminal conviction.
He forged his date of birth on his passport to hide his UK record.
Nobody checked.
He won. 😂😂😂
His official salary as governor was $25,000 a year.
He bought six properties in London. A mansion in Johannesburg. Properties in Washington and Houston. A private jet worth $20 million. A Bentley. A Maybach. A fleet of armoured Range Rovers.
His American Express bills showed he spent tens of thousands of dollars every single month on luxury hotels, clubs and shopping.
In 2007 Nigeria’s anti-corruption chief accused him of stealing $250 million from Delta State.
Ibori offered the EFCC chairman $15 million in cash to drop the case.
The chairman pretended to accept.
Then deposited the cash at the Central Bank.
Nigerian courts still acquitted him on all 170 charges.
He ran. Escaped to Dubai. A mob of his supporters fought off the police trying to arrest him.
Interpol caught him in Dubai.
The UK extradited him.
In 2012 he pleaded guilty in a London court.
The judge called the £50 million he admitted to stealing “ludicrously low.”
He was sentenced to 13 years.
Served half.
Returned to Nigeria in 2017.
A sitting senator was in the crowd that welcomed him home.
His name is James Ibori.
Nigeria never convicted him once.
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@TheIgboWolf I schooled in Ozoro when it was still a polytechnic and I am just hearing of this barbaric festival today
This is evil!!
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@EmmaOkoreMD Recommend pre-marital test for both of them, that would solve your problems.
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A very close friend came to visit me yesterday. He's been dating this beautiful lady for 9 months and has finally decided to propose this weekend. He wanted me there as his morale booster.
When he showed me her picture.
I froze.
I operated on this lady a year ago for ectopic pregnancy. She lost one fallopian tube during surgery. The other tube was completely blocked from chronic pelvic infection.
This means she cannot conceive naturally. Ever.
And my guy is not financially ready for IVF wahala. Not even close.
My face changed instantly. He noticed, but I played it off. I've been restless ever since he left.
Now I'm stuck between two unfavourable options
Should I breach patient's confidentiality and tell my friend the truth? This would save him from a marriage that could crash on the rocks of infertility and financial strain. But at the risk of my career, my license, and the lady's right to privacy.
Or should I keep quiet and let him marry her. But it would break my heart to watch him discover the truth months or years later, after heartbreak, blame, and possibly divorce. Knowing I could have stopped it.
What would you do if you were in my shoes?
I need answers fast. Weekend is just 2 days away.
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@Bigfendi4l When are we mounting the school, to manhandle the teacher and anyone that comes to make peace?
This is beyond unacceptable
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"I pay a ridiculous amount every term in school fees because I want the best for my son. And this school is supposedly the embodiment of that.
Yesterday afternoon my little boy came home unusually quiet. No excitement or running around like he normally does. It wasn’t until he turned his head that I saw it.
A long, fresh cut across the side of his head. Red and swollen, like someone had hit him with something. My heart stopped and I saw red.
After a lot of gentle questioning, he finally told me his teacher hit him during class because he “was making noise.”
My boy is six years old.
This is the same school that charges fees high enough to give parents hypertension. The same school that sends long messages about values and child care.
So now I’m sitting here staring at my child’s head, fuming and asking myself… Is this even normal or does this teacher have a personal vendetta against my son?
If your child came home from school like this, what exactly would you do to that school?"

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@leodey4u the narration says GSI recovery, possibly for loan collected from Nirsal mfb that has not been paid
Visit your bank for further review of your account, you can also request for a credit check to be sure that you are not unknowingly owing any other financial institution.
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I was in primary 2, when my then clss teacher flogged me for eating past break time.
Mrs Oni flogged me so bad that i resumed crying at intervals.
My aunty came to pick me at school and i cried again.
My mum came back from work, i resumed the tears again.
Here is the bomb.
My father usually came home around past 10pm so most times he just wakes me with a kiss so i did know he was awake.
On this day i was the one waiting for my almighty hero to come back because everyone who persuaded me didn’t understand the depth of hurt and pain i was carrying.
Upon my Dad’s arrival, shocked to see me awake, asked why i wasn’t sleeping l. Before i could say jack i started wailing profusely, turned my back and legs to show my Dad the mark on my body.
I saw the anger rising per temperature on my Dad’s face. The man was almost in tears. He carried me, hugged me, and apologised to me. At that point i let go of the pain. Little did i know that was kesekese, kasakasa was coming.
I woke up the next morning and was shocked to see my Dad at home, this man would have gone to work as early as 4:30am.
The greatest joy in me was him volunteering to drop me off at school.
Upon getting to school, it was assembly time and i walked in, Man was still waiting in the car.
Assembly was over and everyone was in class then King kong walked in, straight to my class, picked up the cain and flogged Mrs Oni from the class (first storey building) to the ground floor.
HOW WILL YOU BEAT MY ONLY CHILD SO BAD THAT HER SKIN PEELED. Yes guys, my skin peeled.
Them beg my papa ooh, man was already making calls to his friend at the ministry of education not even considering the owner of the school was my Dad’s aunty.
Mrs Oni was sacked the following day.
Ghost Writer ✍️@Prezain_LJ
What traumatized you as a child?
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@AramideOyekunle yes and we can work on Microsoft excel, power and corel draw and others
The last person I sent word document to edit destroyed the format 😂😂
I might sound insane but the experience came handy.
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@Melo_Malebo My mom said bullying is bad but being the bullied is the worse.
Being the bullied embarrasses your family.
Nobody will bully my child because it will be like we are doing something wrong in our parenting.
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Heroine 리트윗함

Nestlé has recalled these baby products.
So before you mix that next bottle for your baby, read this thread carefully as it concerns their well being.
If you feed your baby NAN, SMA, or Alfamino, a toxic bacteria has been found in some batches. And you might have it in your house right now.
You see, Nestlé has issued a massive global recall for several baby formulas (products in the image above) because they found a toxin called Cereulide (from Bacillus cereus bacteria) in some batches.
This toxin causes severe nausea and vomiting in babies. And the scary part is that boiling water does NOT kill it. The toxin is heat-resistant. So even if you prepare the formula correctly, if the powder itself is contaminated, your baby is at risk.
Now, NAFDAC has not released a specific alert for Nigeria yet. BUT our markets are porous. And people import ‘UK SMA’ and ‘Imported NAN’ every single day. So if you buy your formula from supermarkets that stock imported goods, or you bought it abroad, you need to check the last stock to see if your tin look like any of those products.
If yes, go to Nestle’s UK Website (SMA & Alfamino) and Nestle’s MENA Website (NAN) to verify if your batch does not fall under the recalled ones.
If your batch code matches the ones on that list, please DO NOT USE IT.
And please, don't keep this information to yourself.
If you have a friend, sister, or neighbor who uses SMA, NAN, or Alfamino, retweet this or send this to them NOW.
You might be saving a baby from poisoning today.

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@elizaego @msichoicesng I did pap smear at Marie Stopes 2024, the attendant was so gentle but there will be little discomfort.
Not a big deal, after few minutes you will fee alright
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@ifedayo_johnson even God gave his only son up
You should be grateful Bro!!
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@YoungAlino @ihyjace nothing much, I twisted my ankle while climbing down the stairs.
it takes just one wrong step
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Heroine 리트윗함

She must’ve felt so relieved when the father caught the son, not know that was just the beginning of more problems for her, burn them both! #JusticeforOchanya
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My heart is heavy. A young girl suffered unthinkable pain at the hands of those meant to protect her and lost her life because of it. We can’t stay silent. We can’t continue to hide behind family titles and tradition. She deserves justice. Every child deserves safety. 💔 #Justiceforochanya

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