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happy tdov you will look at these old photos of me

twitter ate the quality of both of those lemme try again nobody saw that

I love femmes I love that we are all insane

DOMME: so how come you’re wearing a collar if you don’t have an owner ME: do you know what a ‘ronin’ is

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location

@ratty_bird I think handing any person a controller and making them play that prologue is always going to be a little bit of psychological warfare

my wife told me to take a break after That Scene in the prologue because it made her really sad

let butches be evil

70 degrees in chicago nothing bad has ever happened. winter wasn't real

This is the happiest day of my life

@80by8 it's not that bad but I will complain about the aftertaste every single time especially if there's someone around I can rope into getting me a fruity beverage after

my next stop is malort. i remain unconvinced that it actually tastes that bad

and a danger word in case one of us starts getting bored

I believe every coke freestyle machine is really a mechanical turk. and yeah, I vote

My uber driver almost ran a group of girls over then looked at me with a stern face and said "the world...the world is a bad place..."

I need a professional massage a haircut and eight hundred american dollars

Kid in the pub has a live chameleon in his rucksack

ME: Can I buy you a drink? HER: I have a boyfriend. ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.

please ignore the giant beast trying to make off with my treasure

you can just pick psychically charged objects off the ground. it's always a good thing to do

is anal sex abusive? is david lynch conservative? should we all just kill ourselves?

i think people without debilitating cptsd symptoms should not be allowed to view my posts