biracial cranberry juice

nine year old sasha inventing the arm bar from first principles so their father could not come into their room at the ass crack of dawn and destroy every joint their body without fear of retaliation

what is the impulse behind fathers diving onto their children like shawn michaels

@beyondlght it was like four dollars at half price books. i had to do it to em

@beyondlght mhm hard contact

my april tbr being books i’ve been wanting to read for months and also karen traviss

@beyondlght like give somebody else a turn damn

@80by8 no one deserves success less than the brewers

nl central doing all their opening day weekend parties just to get sucked and fucked by the brewers again

@_phasespace ok see this is game though

@80by8 it's not that bad but I will complain about the aftertaste every single time especially if there's someone around I can rope into getting me a fruity beverage after

my next stop is malort. i remain unconvinced that it actually tastes that bad

scorch republiccommando you make me laugh. also idk if this was intentional on the part of raphael sbarge and the voice director but he sounds like american temuera morrison to me which is a fun little detail. the environmental influence

no terminal can match my leet haxor skills…

like obv desirability isn’t related to your worth as a person but the sexiest women you have ever seen will really be insecure about their looks. it’s insane

like girl i knowwww isn’t it crazy

i know god likes to laugh at me specifically because the hottest women i know are addicted to showing me photos of them in satin bodycon dresses to complain about how you can never wear them anywhere because of visible belly fat

chicago in one week they bout to see me

rumpleminze is good and normal to drink everybody’s just being dramatic

we need a variant of the “fell for it again” award that’s about getting ragebaited by people being loud and wrong about your special interest where you can hear

lots to love in the quotes/replies but the people calling punctuation conventions “grammar” actually made me have to close the tab for my own health

Audrey Bialke (b. 1991, based Ithaca, NY, USA) - Under Ever-Changing Skies.