Calian

Please God, give me a pass 🙏🏾

@jbmillenial @peachcider_bree Full course meal bah?

@peachcider_bree I want to eat your food💀

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@jbmillenial @peachcider_bree Good morning Matt 🌚🌚

I will give you respect more than you deserve even to the highest level. You will be the one to show me the level to put you with your behaviour.

@PhatboiSham_ah Moccasin na must then....

Moccasin back then, we don really see plenty things oo

@Ebosata Ahhhh 🥲 So you guys date on this app? No be cruise we come catch for here?

Before you date a man on this app, please read his timeline. Some of these men are tweets in human form , and not the good kind.

@Ebosata @maryj_akpan If you offer your best and your best isn't enough. Offer your absence.

@maryj_akpan Honestly, silence hurts even more than the breakup itself. Ending things properly and respectfully makes the pain easier to carry. It gives both party clarity, peace, and a better chance to heal. But sadly, some people would rather avoid honest conversations and just disappear.

If you can love someone enough to talk every day, plan a future, and act like you’re building something together, then you should also have enough respect to end it properly. Don’t just go silent. Don’t block and disappear like the person never mattered. If you’re done, say it clearly. Tell them it’s over and move on like an adult. Yes, it will hurt, but silence is worse. It leaves people confused, blaming themselves, and trying to figure out what went wrong.

@favourrrrrr003 😂😂 Loiloi na all these war veterans sabi the name...

Who be this mannnn???😂😂😂. The last time I heard "loiloi" was when I was in secondary school with my grandma in the village 😂😂😂. Ezigbo nwa afọ Igbo true and through.

@kunle_pata 😂😂 Standing fan, make e reach my turn nah

A lot of relationship hot takes on this app but in the end y'all will be collecting your standing fan back

@Neddy_ali Oral support...it's needed

I dey here dey reason how to take get $1m na em this babe dey here dey ask me "do you want head " 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️ Nne go ahead shar nothing do you

@jbmillenial 😂😂 Never....you wan use am do meme.

Because it’s Thursday! Let’s see a picture of you in your first year of uni😅😅😅

@PhatboiSham_ah He no see Eba with vegetable soup chop nah 😂😂

@_priesti 😂 😂 The guy no dey smile

Abeg make una help me select which frame I go use as my avi.

@lieve_randomly You'll regret it later..

Don't excuse what others wouldn't excuse for you.

@PhatboiSham_ah Ancestors sir... I think na Alcatel

I think it's a Samsung blueface

My mood whenever I see the root of all evil 😁😂😂

@nzubexr1 😂😂 Stamp your place

No be everything them go tell you 😂😂

@Biglummy100 😂😂

Portugal coach in dressing room after faking his trust for Ronaldo 😂

@Chrisslimz Ezennaya....nwoke🙌🏾

It’s fine to be called broke by women but do everything in your power not to have weak erection.