Calian
239 posts
A lot of relationship hot takes on this app but in the end y'all will be collecting your standing fan back
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I dey here dey reason how to take get $1m na em this babe dey here dey ask me "do you want head " 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
Nne go ahead shar nothing do you
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I think it's a Samsung blueface
Sir Francis@imariabe_jnr
Without revealing your age, what was the first cell phone you ever owned?
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The lack of talking is compensated by being extremely observant.. You’d be a clown to move funny thinking they haven’t clocked you
Nicky💕@jas_d_barbie
facts about men who don’t talk too much?
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As a man, why will you see a tweet that begins with as a man and skip asap?
P.haraoh 👑@Ugochukwu96_
Once I see a tweet that begins with "As a man," I skip asap
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If your face is swollen from the severe beatings you receive from life, smile and pretend to be a fat man.
Life is whatever you make out of every situation you find yourself.
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@lieve_randomly I have a colleague like this, just pride and empty brains
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If everything you offered was not enough, try offering your absence.
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