tejpatta

agar aap log instagram celebrities ho toh follow my public account. dm for id

@Visectomyy #i_choke

@_tejpatta_ Halak mei atak jaoge

yaar biryani mein to mai bhi dalta hu #ashamed

@Visectomyy use krke side me patak diya #fate #swallowme

@_tejpatta_ I suck the tejpata then I lick it clean and keep it respectfully on the side...

@TheMakda either 0/5 or 5/5. nothing in bw

She just broke up with me on WhatsApp call and when it ended WhatsApp asked me to rate the call

International Sex Day on 6th September then, REAL ACTUAL TRUE 6/9.

yaar hairfall hote hote hairfell na hojaye mere saath

mere dil mein aaj kya hai, tu kahe toh mai bata dun

@idharbhiaagaya my (dry) dream

Fire.

WAITER WAITER, 1 HIT TWEET PLEASE

@idharbhiaagaya FUCK THIS IS SO COOL

tbt to when i was bored as hell one day

exactly this

@meetski23 dil mein mere hai dard e disco

No. Mumbai is LA Delhi is NYC Bangalore SF

AND NO THIS IS NOT ABOUT LOOKS. HOW DOES THAT MATTER ANYWAY FOR A POLITICIAN

Dipke just doesn't have the aura tbh

thinking about the horrors of the time when they remake Nagade Sang Dhol Baje o my lord

was scrolling my own profile and any tweet with 100+ views was a retweet??? gotta kms urgently, effective immediately thnx

@wazir_e_adam lol idk never thought it that way. bachpan se hi jaarha vahan, tab kisse etymology ka khayal

@_tejpatta_ what's the etymology of "manicktalla" seems like a cool word

I could prolly out-act srk, out-direct tarantino, out-music quincy jones, out-produce imtiyaz ali, out-screenwrite saleem-javed, out-dress young thug all in budget of 2 samosa and 4 chai 🤙🏿

agle janam mohe claude keejo