tejpatta

thinking about the horrors of the time when they remake Nagade Sang Dhol Baje o my lord

was scrolling my own profile and any tweet with 100+ views was a retweet??? gotta kms urgently, effective immediately thnx

@wazir_e_adam lol idk never thought it that way. bachpan se hi jaarha vahan, tab kisse etymology ka khayal

@_tejpatta_ what's the etymology of "manicktalla" seems like a cool word

I could prolly out-act srk, out-direct tarantino, out-music quincy jones, out-produce imtiyaz ali, out-screenwrite saleem-javed, out-dress young thug all in budget of 2 samosa and 4 chai 🤙🏿

agle janam mohe claude keejo

@wazir_e_adam @andagay0 only good thing there is dohful ki cookies. never a miss when there

@andagay0 hauz khas yellow intersection, jaan se maardo, stampeding hamesha

so what’s the worst metro station

@wazir_e_adam manicktalla, used to be my nani's place

@_tejpatta_ i didn't know he had humble beginnings...where in Kolkata tho

@wazir_e_adam hai toh sanu bhattacharya. He used to perform Kishore songs at a chowk near my mom's place in Kolkata before he got famous.

@_tejpatta_ pehle apna naam toh seedha karle woh, sanu kumar hona chahiye

Katrina kaif ain't shit

@wazir_e_adam umm is this sanjay dutt

JUST OPEN UP THAT CELL LET MY BROTHER OUTTA JAIL I GOT MONEY FOR THE BAIL NOW

@wazir_e_adam exactly????? like what are the odds a shitty butter naan that gets eaten w sabjis spiced by me not follow me?

@_tejpatta_ and still not follow*

what happened to asking consent?

did you guys eat chicken biryani priced 370

put women back in the kitchen, enough ladko ne choo liya mujhe

we need a better hindi word for the male community. Purush is too ☝️ and Mard is too 🖕

OMG SEQUEL SOON

tere bina jiya jaaye na, bin tere, tere bin, saajna, saans mein saans aaye na

@depressionlesss we judging tigers now?

Therapist: "There is a tiger in you" The tiger in me:

@Visectomyy things turn asexual as soon as the pheras complete, nothing new

@_tejpatta_ asexual answer

@Visectomyy fate is to get cooked regardless😖

@_tejpatta_ tej patta should be bisexual atleast, u cannot be a gay like elaichi, or straight like jaifall

@Visectomyy no comments but mai bahut tej (तेज़) pat-ta (पट-ता) hun

@_tejpatta_ tej patta ho to do u ever take it slow