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The Exorcist Mondays at 8 on CBS

@ViewerAnon The guy being held down on top of the chainsaw made my skin crawl

I don’t love TCM: THE BEGINNING, it does that silly prequel thing where every significant thing that ever happened to the family in TCM03 occurred on the same day, but it’s a *mean* movie - a pitch black slasher - and I’ll always respect it for that.

@Nocapmedia now we need a lesser sentence for all you dorks saying “unalived”

Still can’t believe people are this evil in this world

how many cars Tiger Woods has flipped

OCEAN’S 11 if it were written by an 8 yr old

@ashleyschendel “just enough technology to make life fun without making it weird” is a great way of putting it

I’m an older millennial. We had a pretty great run. We grew up with actual childhoods before everything moved online, but we still got the internet early enough to understand it before it took over everything. We had landlines, AIM, mall culture, good music, and just enough technology to make life fun without making it weird. Old enough to remember life before smartphones. Young enough to adapt to all of it. That was a sweet spot.

@TheBabylonBee “call the HANDYman. HANDYman!!”

In Bonding Moment, Father Teaches Son How To Call Handyman To Fix Faucet buff.ly/kHIe8dQ

@nypost “stomach churning” how bout sending someone who doesn’t look like they chew on ice cubes for dinner

I did the stomach-churning 999 Challenge at Citi Field — and it felt a lot like watching the Mets trib.al/U6SYdnx

@maxyourtest wife: can we take a break, my jaw- husband:

Patriot

@MikeVanderbilt …and have your pets spayed or neutered 🫡

I’ll be organizing a public burning of all PRICE IS RIGHT DVD’s and Blu-Rays this weekend. If you hand purchased physical media of THE PRICE IS RIGHT, please DM me and I will direct you to the location.

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Taylor Lautner was made

@KatTimpf kids are staying inside, grandmothers know how to email, what is this world coming to

It’s actually good to see college kids on Spring Break drinking & socializing instead of playing video games alone in their room on a macrodose edible. See the clip that caused your grandma to email me & call me a “disgusting person” here:

@ILoveToTalkFilm And just for blu? Yeesh

And yes, I know the price is likely to come down. But what about The Bone Temple, which has been available for preorder for months? Even $32 is ridiculous.

$50 for a 4K? Not a special edition, steelbook, etc. I'm worried that working-class people like myself will soon be priced out of the market. It's becoming harder and harder to afford new releases.

@ofctimallen “Ripoff! Ripoff!”

I know Gorignak who almost killed me in Galaxy Quest and Rocky from the new hit with Ryan Gosling in Hail Mary breathe different atmospheres, that said they sure do look related…..

@TheBabylonBee And by Jimmy we mean his wife

Jimmy Kimmel To Write Script For New 'Godfather' Sequel buff.ly/DxQ6s3e

@Variety Netflix: “let’s see how much these dipshits will keep paying”

Netflix is raising prices in the U.S. for a second time in a year: • Under the higher pricing, Netflix’s Standard With Ads plan will now cost $8.99/month, up $1 from $7.99 previously • The Standard plan (no ads, viewing on up to two devices simultaneously) is rising by $2, from $17.99/month to $19.99/month. • The Premium plan (no ads, streaming on up to four devices at once, Ultra HD and HDR) is rising from $24.99/month to $26.99/month. variety.com/2026/tv/news/n…

@Variety They’re gonna Surf Dracula this but with Mulder & Scully

Ryan Coogler’s "X-Files" pilot has cast Himesh Patel alongside previously announced star Danielle Deadwyler. According to an individual with knowledge of the project, the two will play entirely new characters — not new versions of Fox Mulder or Dr. Dana Scully. wp.me/pc8uak-1lH4lU

boss at the Pop Tarts factory:

@nypost boss at the Pop Tarts factory:

Pop-Tarts creates 'Super Stuffed' pastries with 50% more filling after years of customer demand: 'Drooling over this' trib.al/hauzCbN

@JosephKahn sand worm gonna sit in with The Roots

Looking forward to Jimmy Fallon taking over Dune after Villeneuve.