Agent Rostova

“𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖙.. 𝖘𝖊𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖔 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖐?”

@bestcicinsever Remember: If you want them to go away, "accidentally" hitting them REALLY hard in the groin will typically make 'em back tf off

@agent_rostova being MEN!!!!!!!

MEN ARE AWFUL FONTAINE IS AWFUL I NEED FIRE-WATER STAAATTTTT

@providencefrill Ooo okay I can pull that off... Thank you!

@agent_rostova roses and snapdragons are fine for them. ♪

Does anyone know of flowers that are non toxic to dogs?...

this can't go on, something's got to give.

kuni

i can't forgive the evil hurting the weak.

@Segment_8 Okay well he can be plenty scary if he wants to be 😒

@agent_rostova Eta and scary? Pf haha.

Woke up and Theodosia has piled every item outta my pantry onto the floor... I'm goin' back to bed 😭

@Segment_8 Eta's been dealin' with me well enough!! I think him and the nurse are tryna compete for who's scarier at this point

@agent_rostova Perfectly able to handle yourself and yet you are put of it because you are injured. Do I need to look over that or call some other Segment?

@bitterballadeer Ah, yeah.. I knew he wasn't exactly "normal" (respectfully), so I figured he'd probably tank being put down

@agent_rostova no . aside from the fact that ... well , he can't die , his physiology allows for him to absorb poisons , sedatives and the like without any effect .

no i need him . he's my emotional support

@Segment_8 Oi, I'm perfectly able to handle myself!! I'm just outta it right now cuz I'm injured, is all, and I never eat at home anyways

@agent_rostova What's with you adults always being so unable to take care of yourselves...

@Segment_8 She was tryna take care of me and make breakfast and uh Turns out everythin' I had was expired

@agent_rostova Why would your friend randomly do that?

@Segment_8 Second person to have said that, she's gonna kill me No, she's a friend of mine!

@agent_rostova Theodosia? Are they some pet?

@shadowsheir29 Well, I know that, I just don't cook at home

@agent_rostova was the food bad? food isnt good if it isnt fresh you know.

@lower39 Genuine concern, sorry man Gotta make sure you're not havin' a stroke or somethin'

@agent_rostova die

@lower39 You good?

@agent_rostova and i meanr your ok ykw i give up get food poisoning

@INPAR4TISE I mean there ain't a rule AGAINST it but c'monnnn

@agent_rostova can’t i .ᐣ ^^

Now what the hell.... I ain't even able to get pregnant????

@scientistasriel No, she went through my pantry. I didn't realise how much was expired, though..

@agent_rostova Oh… I thought your cat threw your pills on the floor. Sorry.

@scientistasriel She's a whole ass grown woman, actually

@agent_rostova Who is that? A pet?