Hakan Oktem

Entering 2018 like...

A tough welcome back to the VETs league from @EuxtonVillaFC 👏. Both teams started strong competing, then experience took over and lessons to be learnt from Carnforths old boys. M.O.M @njd80 solid on the right with some good direct play. Goalscorer @MarkPlevey @mid_lancs

@cemoktem89 He speaks English just fine bro.

Can’t even speak a word of the queens. This is diversity that the liberal left want for the country. When you’re saying “fuck the tories” this is what you’ll end up with.

@seddon89 @fesshole 😬

I've fallen in love with Chilli Heeler, the mum from Bluey. She's the perfect woman and it's wrecking my marriage because my wife can't live up that ideal - the reification of womanhood

@vishwatej006 @NoContextHumans @cemoktem89

@NoContextHumans This crazy video >>

@Thommo1990 @catonunitedfc @batey555 Cheers Thommo my mate 👊🏼

@catonunitedfc @arch11 @batey555 Go on @arch11 👏 all the best lad

Ahead of our opener this weekend the club is delighted to confirm the signings of Hakan Oktem @arch11 and Tom Bate @batey555 who’ll both make their competitive debuts this weekend along with 5 other debutants who have all been involved pre season! 🔵⚪️💙

@metty1977 All the best kidda 💪🏼👊🏽

Road to recovery starts 💪🏼🪚🔪🏨

Best thing I've read today

@ufcfooty @Podgys_Pies

This strike from Tugay went straight to the Premier League hall of fame 🇹🇷

A thread of some Premier League goals that you may have forgotten about… 👇 Part 2

@syson90 @FinishedPlayers 🤣🤣 🤦🏽‍♂️

@FinishedPlayers @arch11 👀

Greatest football advert ever when Brazil started playing football at the airport

@aloktem93 Barthez was up there yeh, what an arm

Boring tweet alert 🚨 Is anybody else struggling to get toner for their photocopiers? Wondering if this is a problem with our lease or if it’s a nationwide thing…

@cemoktem89 @ManUtd #oleout

What an absolute shambles. Waited over a month for this to turn up for my nephews birthday after being told it would be 3 days wait. It turns up and they haven’t even spelt his name right. @ManUtd

@boovyLFC @walshcat1 Bagsy doing brush gear

@walshcat1 I’m from Lancaster, used the word all my life

Does anyone remember the word “Baggsy”, as in “I Baggsy that”? I think it might be Brummie, but not sure.

Btw @ManUtd , get @federicochiesa signed

@cemoktem89 Nobhead

Might start my own tipster page up 😂 5/5 today....over £1500 up reinvesting winnings 🙌🏼

@Cal_M90 It's absolute cringe 🤮

@cemoktem89 👍🏼

@arch11 You’ve just turned 34 kid, chill.

I'm 36 next year. 🙂

@hallam116 @RafaelNadal I'm available next game @MarkFairclough4

@arch11 @RafaelNadal Hakan Oktem on the sidelines??

Is there anyone more dominant in a sport than @RafaelNadal on clay??! #RolandGarros