Volkswillem Dafoe™

@GuntherEagleman CA voter registrations: Democratic: 44.96% Republican: 25.14% Independent: 26.75% Other: 3.16% Dems need about 25% of independents to win. GOP needs almost 100%, when Trump has a 38% approval rating. Explain how democrats have to steal this.

@Jane081798 @BillKristol It has never been pearl clutching. It has always been sounding the alarm. You just can't tell the difference, because "owning the libs" feels like sound policy to you rather than simply grievance.

@BillKristol Your pearl clutching is delightful

"Could the humiliating loss to Iran—along with the embarrassment of our 250th—provide a spur to arrest and reverse our decline in national power and our slide into imperial decadence? It may not be too late to revive the spirit of republican virtue." open.substack.com/pub/thebulwark…

@LauraLoomer Is it exhausting, having to search around several times a day for trivial things to get angry about? I feel like that must be exhausting.

Insane that these freaks were allowed to come to the US.

@George__On__X You know your post can be disproven with like 9 whole seconds of googling, right? letmegooglethat.com/?q=trump+iran+…

Why are people lying saying the US will pay Iran $300 Billion ?

@holmesondecks @Gerald_FordF150 So you're just gonna drop that and not share the thread, you teasing slut?

BRAKING NEWS 🛑 🚦 In today's top story, @Gerald_FordF150 just ruptured my spleen and possibly a kidney from laughing so hard. I let him play on after the first two chucklefucks he dealt with, but the whistle had to come out now! That's Fucking 10, mister, for being awesome!

@covie_93 instagram.com/reel/DZm_OrAhv… Marcus got it right. Fuck those idiots.

I literally do not get why those people keep attacking the Obamas especially Michelle, like what did she do to them????

@MAGAVoice LOL, for... What, exactly? Fucksake, bro, the news cycle has already moved on. It's time to be outraged about something else by now, isn't it?

Raise your hand if you strongly support Spencer Pratt suing Karen Bass

@mrddmia One was a single person that did something dumb, and got banned by the White House for it. The other was a goddamn white trash idiocracy FESTIVAL on the white house lawn sponsored by Trump. Eat shit, Mike.

Biden hosted a dude who thinks he’s a woman flashing his fake tits on the South Lawn. The Democrats whining about the UFC event can fuck off.

@shaneyyricch $10,000 to the first person who finds a pic of Shane's mom pregnant.

$10,000 to the first person who finds me a picture of Michelle Obama pregnant

@dbongino Well, one is based in fact. We can see the fascist shit Trump is doing and MAGA is supporting daily on the news. Whereas the claim that Michelle Obama is a man was started by Joan Fucking Rivers. Got a better argument, Dan?

The pearl clutching over a joke, made by a UFC heavyweight known for his post fight stand up comedy acts, is next level hypocrisy. The same people moaning and clawing at their faces over it have absolutely no problem calling President Trump and his supporters “nazis,” and “fascists,” so I’ll pass on the faux outrage. Thanks. And have a splendid day! tmz.com/2026/06/15/dan…

@natebargatze @BreadwinnerMov "Not political", my ass. You made your choice.

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@DavidSt62951828 Well, there's plenty of evidence for the former and zero evidence for the latter, so... Unless of course you count Joan Rivers as a credible source about Michelle Obama's genitals, in which case life is probably hard enough for you that I don't need to pile on.

It's okay to call Trump a Nazi but not okay to call Michelle Obama a man. What is this world coming to? 🤷

@TheSCIF Oh, that well known source of top secret information, Joan Fucking Rivers? Brilliant detective work Rob. Just top notch.

Michelle Obama called out as a "MAN" at White House UFC fight. Joan Rivers confirmed the alleged rumor years ago and then passed away not too long after. There are no coincidences.

@Ingelside16 @catturd2 Which one? We've been "moments away" from a deal... at last count I heard it was 38 times. Maybe 47 will be the magic number?

@catturd2 The left will be too busy crying over the Iran deal 😂

We don’t want to hear anything from the Left.

@OleYearian @catturd2 I'm not angry, I'm rolling my eyes and shaking my head in disappointment. It's Walmart parking lot behavior, not "front lawn of the fucking White House" behavior.

@catturd2 Hardly the end of the world, just stupid. We’re laughing at him not angry.

The Left had no problem with James Comey posting 8647, but a fighter saying Michelle Obama is a man, is the end of the world. Give me a break.

@JoeSprowl1 @sonorancleaners @catturd2 You just sound like you've never worked in a service job, where the less obscure and less ridiculous version ("to get rid of") is used daily. It's almost as if language has nuance and MAGA chose the way that would allow them to get angrier about it.

@sonorancleaners @catturd2 You just sound dumb as fuck pretending it ‘doesn’t’ mean “to kill”.

@smith522011 @sonorancleaners @Rusty17Clark @catturd2 It's almost as if language has nuance, and MAGA chose the slightly more obscure and vastly more ridiculous interpretation rather than the obvious one so they could publicly get upset about it.

@sonorancleaners @Rusty17Clark @catturd2 If you look it up, it does in fact mean what you say it means, but it also means to get rid of or dispose of something or someone and has been used this way for a long time.

@catturd2 re: 86 47; eat shit, Bro. re: Hokit - if you don't see the problem with us becoming a trailer park of a country, you're part of the problem. Imagine if Strickland had said that about Barbara Bush, ferfucksake. Yes, you owned the libs. At what cost, Phil? Is dignity overrated?

@JamesKarna79 @kiddwikked @GuntherEagleman Huh... I mean, that's not the stupidest thing I've ever read. But it's probably the stupidest thing I've read today, and that's on a day when an MMA fighter that just brawled on the fucking white house lawn called a former first lady a man, so... Pretty dumb day, really.

@kiddwikked @GuntherEagleman Anyone using the word “bigot” isn’t a serious person and shouldn’t be allowed to vote in any elections.

Michelle Obama is a man... otherwise, community note this post with proof she is not. I'll wait.

@GuntherEagleman Dave Freeman is not a man... otherwise, community note this post with proof she is. I'll wait.

@realOCsports Throughts on Hokit's speech?

Take a bow Justin Gaethje. Can’t get any better than that. He should walk away now on the highest of high notes.