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"sasa hautanikatia nyasi juu ya sabuni bois"

@brooktimbe_ kuna ng'ombe kananisumbua,kikombe mbili nikapee😂

Baada ya miezi sita ya kuchukua sheri mkononi

The idea that there's no sin greater than another in the eyes of the Lord genuinely hunikalia sijui aje. How can two minutes of private self-pleasure be weighed the same as the actions of serial k!!illers, ped×philes, warlords, or drug kingpins who have destroyed countless lives? Hapana buana, hiyo nayo nimekataa!

Personally, when I decide to marry, I'll marry a woman from a whole nuclear family. Siwezi marry mtoi wa single mom. Nataka dame amezoea kuona how her mom treats her dad and how her dad treats her mom. With that, hatutapigania basic chores kama kufua manguo, kupika na vyombo.

Nakuambia good morning na wewe unanirudishia good morning.. smh kwani who raised some of you?? 😂😂

I love my girlfriend, Beryl napenda wewe sana❤️. Happy new month from us!

Na hiyo story ya kulimwa juu ya kukatia mrembo wa wenyewe kwa klabu haikuangi mchezo,pale clubJegiz Kuna jamaa aliniteremshia chupa ya stoney kwa kichwa ata ni bahati nilikua na nywele afro chupa haikupasuka,kichwa ikakua mzito naskia nikama nimevaa helmet kumbe ni shingo nusu imeingia ndani ya kichwa buana akili haipati oxygen,Nilikunjuka mbaya sana kichwa nilikua navurutia kwa gate,Huyo jamaa alikua aniue akiamungu

For you to get thoughts to post here, you have to be an outgoing person and experiencing life firsthand or else your work will be stealing other creators thoughts.

"najua nko na matumbo kwa tumbo lakini ugali kavu bois?hadi ongeza maji"

kama hujaamka hata usiamke, ata sisi early birds tunarudi kulala, birds with connection walilala na worms

@theJM1ONE 😂😂

@aura_404f 😂😂😂

"huyu ndio ningeoa kama si mama yako kunitrap na mimba yako"

Dear God, I am awake I am healthy I am alive I am blessed. Be my strength in the midst of the struggle. Good morning great people.

@Shaxxy271513 kijana aliamkia memes faiv buana 😂

Tulia bois tuamke na tukunywe chai hadi. Memes sahihi nani uamka kucheka na hii uchumi

"nini hiyo ulinyonyesha ndama yangu anauliza mbona matiti zangu ni nne na yako ni moja"

@EvanoMemba hiyo ni hook ya kufish mtoto akianza kuform😂

Someone's girlfriend dropped this on my seat. What is it?👇👇🙆

@__mtskid change or perish jomba😂😂

Naisha 😂😂

"hiyo sabuni yote kwani utakula peke yako,nigawie bois"

Okay,na ile vest yako ya white?

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Busaa ni pombe ingine hatari, unagonga gorogoro moja peke yako lakini hazishiki, inabidi umeongeza kashell B. Ukifika kwa nyumba ndio zinaamua kulipuka unapoteza network. Bibi akikuja kukuamsha ukule unamwambia " Oyaaa!! Na ujuwe leo sikua na budget ya kulala na malaya, not unless unipe shot alafu tuandike kwa kitabu ya deni". Yani tangu Zakayo aweke biblia chini imekua tu ni mateso bila chuki hadi nimesahau taste ya beer. Those with monies, as you partake beer & other high-end liquor tonight, priiss remember us the less fortunate.